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l*s
1
You spot him the moment he walks into the yard. You're cooking your burgers
on the grill. Your guests are relaxed. The music's on. Everything would be
going just fine were it not for the arrival of the interloper. He starts
circling. It's as if he's drawn to your grill by the primal tug of meat and
fire. You see him from the corner of your eye.
The interloper is scrutinizing your sausages. He inches nearer, trying to
look innocent. You're busy. You don't want a conversation, but the
interloper starts asking questions. How long have those burgers been on?
When did you last flip them? The interloper is clever, you see. He can smell
your lack of confidence. Every cook eventually has to desert the grill for
a minute or two.
You need something from the kitchen. The guests are demanding more beer.
That's what the interloper is waiting for. That's when he can launch his
coup. You return and there he is. The interloper is standing behind your
grill. He has your fork. You've become a guest at your own party. The
interloper starts lining up your sausages on your grill.
He divides them into platoons. There are the almost-ready, the intermediates
and the freshmen. He does the same with the shrimp, the burgers and the
chicken kabobs. Through the smoke, you watch his silhouette hunched
possessively over the coals. He's the decider. Woe betide anyone who tries
to fork a sausage before he says so.
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p*e
2
求阿婆翻译
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n*s
3
lol~~
偶老也是,一看这么长一段洋文,直接跳过。。。

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: 求阿婆翻译
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a*l
4
that can be your new about me, take it.

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: 求阿婆翻译
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m*l
5
简单来说,就是说你真玩得高兴,某些不识趣的人非要替你玩。
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n*s
6
靠!偶老今儿脑袋出bug了。西洋文看不懂,这老猪宗的蚊子也整不明白了。。。

【在 m********l 的大作中提到】
: 简单来说,就是说你真玩得高兴,某些不识趣的人非要替你玩。
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p*e
7
他写的比你深奥,比你长,俺硬是没有看懂有啥寓意

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: that can be your new about me, take it.
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a*l
8
take it, makes you sound like the most philosophical photographer there is.

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: 他写的比你深奥,比你长,俺硬是没有看懂有啥寓意
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p*e
9
philosophical is not my taste

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: take it, makes you sound like the most philosophical photographer there is.
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a*l
10
what is your taste, seafood buffet?

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: philosophical is not my taste
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p*e
11
beach-coke-BBQ

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: what is your taste, seafood buffet?
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a*l
12
put that in your about me.

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: beach-coke-BBQ
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c*e
14
Please properly source and credit the oriiginal author.

burgers
and
smell
for

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: You spot him the moment he walks into the yard. You're cooking your burgers
: on the grill. Your guests are relaxed. The music's on. Everything would be
: going just fine were it not for the arrival of the interloper. He starts
: circling. It's as if he's drawn to your grill by the primal tug of meat and
: fire. You see him from the corner of your eye.
: The interloper is scrutinizing your sausages. He inches nearer, trying to
: look innocent. You're busy. You don't want a conversation, but the
: interloper starts asking questions. How long have those burgers been on?
: When did you last flip them? The interloper is clever, you see. He can smell
: your lack of confidence. Every cook eventually has to desert the grill for

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a*l
15
为何不能是原创?

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: Please properly source and credit the oriiginal author.
:
: burgers
: and
: smell
: for

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c*e
17
你是说楼主就是原创作者吗?We have a Philip Reeves here disguised under the
ID liubros?

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 为何不能是原创?
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n*s
19
靠!偶老呕心沥血码了这么多字,死拉硬拽各位去捧场,还在这西洋文上瞎琢磨啥。下
文50楼。。。喝彩打个赏,不多,10文钱。喝倒彩,陪个精神损失费,不贵,20文。。
。还不快去。。。ft
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t1/PhotoGear/34835121_0_3.html

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 你是说楼主就是原创作者吗?We have a Philip Reeves here disguised under the
: ID liubros?

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a*l
20
无法看文章识别是否是原创的,阅读量不如你丰富。

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 你是说楼主就是原创作者吗?We have a Philip Reeves here disguised under the
: ID liubros?

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l*s
21
Although this is about cooking that whenever you cook, there will always
someone around think they can cook better, and try to correct you.
When you take photos, I think it is the same situation, where people want to
grab your camera and show you how to take photos.
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a*l
22
你有这个经历不,别人抢你的相机教你怎么拍?

to

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: Although this is about cooking that whenever you cook, there will always
: someone around think they can cook better, and try to correct you.
: When you take photos, I think it is the same situation, where people want to
: grab your camera and show you how to take photos.

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o*p
23
大师啊,出神入化的写作水准。

to

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: Although this is about cooking that whenever you cook, there will always
: someone around think they can cook better, and try to correct you.
: When you take photos, I think it is the same situation, where people want to
: grab your camera and show you how to take photos.

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l*s
24
我老婆啊,经常抢我相机。不过,问你这什么相机,什么闪光灯,什么镜头,你用多大
光圈,多大快门,多少ISO的很多很多。还有人企图给我讲ettl和attl的区别。

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 你有这个经历不,别人抢你的相机教你怎么拍?
:
: to

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p*e
25
终于看懂了。。。。我还以为是骗东西吃的故事

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 你有这个经历不,别人抢你的相机教你怎么拍?
:
: to

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o*p
26
阪神你英文水平堪忧啊,看半天没看出来人家是抢地盘烤肉呢么?

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: 终于看懂了。。。。我还以为是骗东西吃的故事
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a*l
27
哦,原来是怨妻坑啊。

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 我老婆啊,经常抢我相机。不过,问你这什么相机,什么闪光灯,什么镜头,你用多大
: 光圈,多大快门,多少ISO的很多很多。还有人企图给我讲ettl和attl的区别。

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l*s
28
我拍人像,很多时候用的是sigma 50mm, f/1.4,遇到很多人来问。为什么是这个头?
我就只买得起这个头好不好!!你爱用什么用什么,85,135,70-200,随你,是不是
,管我那么多。
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l*s
29
抢完之后,跟我说,来帮我把对焦那个方块移到左边去。
你们没遇到过类似的?

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 哦,原来是怨妻坑啊。
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c*e
30
我不是较真,转来大家乐一乐挺好,你用自己的话讲也就罢了,要是成篇copy & past
,这个。。。还是说明一下的好。这是个习惯问题。
楼主转这个,应该也是个有幽默感的人。

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 讲个笑话也要说是哪里看来的是吗?你说我在器材版发这个干吗?就丫一篇搞笑的灌水
: 帖。here is source http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=209584950

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a*l
31
tell them to shut the hell up and get shot.

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 我拍人像,很多时候用的是sigma 50mm, f/1.4,遇到很多人来问。为什么是这个头?
: 我就只买得起这个头好不好!!你爱用什么用什么,85,135,70-200,随你,是不是
: ,管我那么多。

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a*l
32
说明你老婆内心里也是个器材派。看来我算幸运的,拍过的人里没有对我的器材产生过
兴趣的。

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 抢完之后,跟我说,来帮我把对焦那个方块移到左边去。
: 你们没遇到过类似的?

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l*s
33
我昨天收音机里听的,今天又特意翻出来看,是该注明出处。

past

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 我不是较真,转来大家乐一乐挺好,你用自己的话讲也就罢了,要是成篇copy & past
: ,这个。。。还是说明一下的好。这是个习惯问题。
: 楼主转这个,应该也是个有幽默感的人。

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p*e
34
你上次旅行打包的镜头很好的,看到过你老婆拿爱死白炮,你拿另外相机。
我坐在你们后面给你们双机和大炮给彻底藐视了

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 我拍人像,很多时候用的是sigma 50mm, f/1.4,遇到很多人来问。为什么是这个头?
: 我就只买得起这个头好不好!!你爱用什么用什么,85,135,70-200,随你,是不是
: ,管我那么多。

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p*e
35
bso,我想让老婆照几张,她都不肯

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: 抢完之后,跟我说,来帮我把对焦那个方块移到左边去。
: 你们没遇到过类似的?

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a*l
36
哟,板神还喜欢做模特哪。

【在 p***e 的大作中提到】
: bso,我想让老婆照几张,她都不肯
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n*s
37
哟!你娃学乖了。。。靠!学乖了也不给偶老个包子吃吃。。。看偶老这费心劲儿。。
。ft

past

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 我不是较真,转来大家乐一乐挺好,你用自己的话讲也就罢了,要是成篇copy & past
: ,这个。。。还是说明一下的好。这是个习惯问题。
: 楼主转这个,应该也是个有幽默感的人。

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c*e
38
你别成天偶老偶老的,加点正能量。:D
感觉是不是我们在哪个网站上认识?

【在 n****s 的大作中提到】
: 哟!你娃学乖了。。。靠!学乖了也不给偶老个包子吃吃。。。看偶老这费心劲儿。。
: 。ft
:
: past

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n*s
39
是啊!瞅着你咋这么眼熟啊?哪个道儿上混的?

【在 c*****e 的大作中提到】
: 你别成天偶老偶老的,加点正能量。:D
: 感觉是不是我们在哪个网站上认识?

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a*e
40

跟那个给美国奥运队拍照的那样?

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: take it, makes you sound like the most philosophical photographer there is.
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a*e
41

to
俺没碰到过,楼下有人碰到过吗?

【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: Although this is about cooking that whenever you cook, there will always
: someone around think they can cook better, and try to correct you.
: When you take photos, I think it is the same situation, where people want to
: grab your camera and show you how to take photos.

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a*l
42
什么人?

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
:
: to
: 俺没碰到过,楼下有人碰到过吗?

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a*e
43

自我感觉philosophical的那个啊

【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 什么人?
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