NRS Identifies Anomaly Over Pentaxica# PhotoGear - 摄影器材
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Scientists at the National Rumor Service (NRS) have noticed a sudden
increase in optimism among Pentaxicans in recent days and are issuing a
warning to all Pentaxicans to keep their hopes in check.
“Utilizing our advanced Kepler 2000 Rumor Warning System, we noticed an
anomaly in the Pentaxica region. After enhancing the image, we’ve
identified the source of this optimism–the upcoming CP+2015 photography
show mid-February in Yokohama, Japan. Our data suggests that long-suffering
Pentaxicans are pinning their hopes on the announcement of a full-frame
Pentax K-mount at the show and this is causing the increase in optimism.”
While optimism itself is not harmful, scientist from the NRS warn that such
high levels of optimism can lead to UE (Unrealistic Expectations). Along
with ED, UE is the leading cause of agita among men over a certain age.
As a precautionary measure, mental health professionals are being dispatched
to Pentax enthusiast websites (both of them) in the days leading up to the
CP+2015 and will remain there for several weeks to help members deal with
the inevitable disappointment. “It’s odd…they should be used to
disappointment by now.” noted a NRS scientist.
Scientists at the National Rumor Service (NRS) have noticed a sudden
increase in optimism among Pentaxicans in recent days and are issuing a
warning to all Pentaxicans to keep their hopes in check.
“Utilizing our advanced Kepler 2000 Rumor Warning System, we noticed an
anomaly in the Pentaxica region. After enhancing the image, we’ve
identified the source of this optimism–the upcoming CP+2015 photography
show mid-February in Yokohama, Japan. Our data suggests that long-suffering
Pentaxicans are pinning their hopes on the announcement of a full-frame
Pentax K-mount at the show and this is causing the increase in optimism.”
While optimism itself is not harmful, scientist from the NRS warn that such
high levels of optimism can lead to UE (Unrealistic Expectations). Along
with ED, UE is the leading cause of agita among men over a certain age.
As a precautionary measure, mental health professionals are being dispatched
to Pentax enthusiast websites (both of them) in the days leading up to the
CP+2015 and will remain there for several weeks to help members deal with
the inevitable disappointment. “It’s odd…they should be used to
disappointment by now.” noted a NRS scientist.
