x*k
2 楼
黄金堪作屋,何不作重楼
b*n
3 楼
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help
with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help
with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
c*n
6 楼
sounds like the store only opens on April 1st of every year.
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
c*0
7 楼
Decline Stickerless, then use your stiker to cover the UPC SPOT, then you
can see all printer without UPC
can see all printer without UPC
a*l
8 楼
深夜发帖,原来是打酱油。
p*p
9 楼
everyone knows that, but there is something human can not change, it's in
your gene, get used to it
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
your gene, get used to it
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
F*l
12 楼
俺估计早在三楼就再也走不动了。。。花痴啊。。。
L*n
13 楼
decline的话你就得自己粘stick,accept的话Amazon帮你粘,2毛钱一张,FBA的游戏是一
定要stick cover原来的UPC的,所以选哪种都无所谓,如果量大的话还是accept让amazon
帮粘吧
定要stick cover原来的UPC的,所以选哪种都无所谓,如果量大的话还是accept让amazon
帮粘吧
i*e
21 楼
:D
but I will stop at the 2nd Floor...
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
but I will stop at the 2nd Floor...
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
g*l
23 楼
wives store居然对相貌,身材, 年龄没分楼层
怪不得销路不好
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
怪不得销路不好
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
G*d
29 楼
谁要奔?
奔了以后forward到我的站内信箱 我醒来以后一定发包子
奔了以后forward到我的站内信箱 我醒来以后一定发包子
D*M
55 楼
5/8 VS M Brewers
We won【 在 apolitical (无期徒刑) 的大作中提到: 】
We won【 在 apolitical (无期徒刑) 的大作中提到: 】
D*D
62 楼
还有别的姿势吗?
D*M
64 楼
......
2维的都细
侧面看就不同le...
xiexie【 在 xjack (xjack) 的大作中提到: 】
2维的都细
侧面看就不同le...
xiexie【 在 xjack (xjack) 的大作中提到: 】
D*M
72 楼
SB800 + EX SMALL SOFTBOX
对面反光板
SOFTBOX太小,感觉光又硬又集中【 在 apolitical (无期徒刑) 的大作中提到: 】
对面反光板
SOFTBOX太小,感觉光又硬又集中【 在 apolitical (无期徒刑) 的大作中提到: 】
a*l
83 楼
看背面也能看出来性别的?
x*0
85 楼
tnnd,又错过了!!
D*M
94 楼
http://www.amazon.com/Photoflex-Starlite-Extra-OctoDome-Connect
【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 你这是什么柔光箱,给个链接看看。
【在 a********l 的大作中提到】
: 你这是什么柔光箱,给个链接看看。
a*l
95 楼
我的乖乖,真贵啊。不过我觉得效果还行,半身或者脸照恐怕够了。光还是挺柔和的。
老实说,有没有化妆和磨皮?
【在 D***M 的大作中提到】
: http://www.amazon.com/Photoflex-Starlite-Extra-OctoDome-Connect
老实说,有没有化妆和磨皮?
【在 D***M 的大作中提到】
: http://www.amazon.com/Photoflex-Starlite-Extra-OctoDome-Connect
D*M
105 楼
你的BZ 呢????
耍赖????【 在 xjack (xjack) 的大作中提到: 】
耍赖????【 在 xjack (xjack) 的大作中提到: 】
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