[合集] 不是快手快脚的# Stock
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今天高高兴兴地去kroger买大家推荐的那个小果汁~~
因为我和lg的手机上都装了ibotta，所以就准备了2张胖子
为了分别报ibotta，我还特地先把两套果汁的单子分开了，做2个transaction。。。
结果。。。结账的时候遇到一个特别那啥的小二。。。悲剧开始了！
首先，她一看我的胖子 直接来了一句“I can not apply this coupon for you.”
"why not?"
"Because you can never do "buy 1 get 6 free"!"
^&*&^%一阵凌乱之后，我特地跟她说“6 free”是指一个6 pack的refill,实际上一个
item。
然后，她跑了老远去问manager，应该是manager说ok，她回来后就开始scan了。。。
结果，她老人家只scan了那个refill pack后就开始scan那个coupon，结果当然不过了
。。。
还很得意地说“see, I told you！ the computer does not accept your coupon!”
^&*&^%^&*&^%
心中跑过10000只****，然后说“you need to scan both items before you use the
coupon...”
人家压根儿没理我，又屁颠屁颠地跑去问manager了。。。:(
然后 manager就过来了，说take care of我。。。。
我暗爽，松了一口气，心想终于有个明白的过来了~~~~岂不知，悲剧第二幕才开始刚刚
上映！
manager很顺利地帮我结了第一单。。。
然后看到我的第二单和那个”看上去“一样的胖子，给了我一个很鄙视的眼神，然后不
屑地问“why do you separate the purchase?”
我当时其实已经有些很不爽了，也没给她好脸“because I do not want to have any
other problems with the coupon, make sure one coupon per transaction”...
(后来及其后悔这么说了，应该直接顶她Because I just want to separate it, do
you have a problem? )
anyway,manager听到我那么说以后, 非常非常。。。不屑（你可以想象到的要多鄙视有
多鄙视的那种表情）的笑着说“so you are cheating the system...”
我一听她那么说，再加上那副贱样儿，瞬间爆发了“What？please be careful at
what you are saying. I am not cheating!”
"Oh, yeah! you are cheating the system...so if you make 20 copies of this
coupon, and separate your purchase 20 times, our shelf will be cleaned up by
you, and the system does not know it is the same person who make the
purchase!"
NND，我当时想抽她的心都有了。。。。
“fist of all, these coupons are not copies. their bar codes are different!
otherwise it is fraud. second, I am not making 20 purchases here. Just 2!!!!
if you insist it has to be different person, I can ask my husband to check
out the second purchase.”
"oh, but you two are together. I consider you two as one shopping party. Our
policy is one coupon per household per day!!!"NND，估计她是想跟我杠上了。。。
“。。。。what? one coupon per household? you are saying that based on what?
!!!
I never see such thing from kroger policy!"
"Kroger policy will never say such things! I am the manager here. I have
rights to decide the terms of using the coupon... "
....以下省略若干n字！！！后来又来了另一位manager，也没用~~~和之前那个一个鼻孔
出气，坚持one coupon per household！
最后折腾了半天，浪费了时间，买了一单，生了一肚子气，觉得自己被他们欺负了！！
我还记了他们的名字，决定找kroger投诉他们！！！
lg说我小题大做，不应该为不值得的事情生那么大的气，
可是我就是气不过，有事儿说事儿，不让用拉倒！别瞎扯什么one coupon per
household，还cheating啥的。。。好像我占了他家多大便宜似的！！manager有什么了
不起，不是也给kroger打工的嘛，难道她说啥就是啥 成dictator了？！
因为我和lg的手机上都装了ibotta，所以就准备了2张胖子
为了分别报ibotta，我还特地先把两套果汁的单子分开了，做2个transaction。。。
结果。。。结账的时候遇到一个特别那啥的小二。。。悲剧开始了！
首先，她一看我的胖子 直接来了一句“I can not apply this coupon for you.”
"why not?"
"Because you can never do "buy 1 get 6 free"!"
^&*&^%一阵凌乱之后，我特地跟她说“6 free”是指一个6 pack的refill,实际上一个
item。
然后，她跑了老远去问manager，应该是manager说ok，她回来后就开始scan了。。。
结果，她老人家只scan了那个refill pack后就开始scan那个coupon，结果当然不过了
。。。
还很得意地说“see, I told you！ the computer does not accept your coupon!”
^&*&^%^&*&^%
心中跑过10000只****，然后说“you need to scan both items before you use the
coupon...”
人家压根儿没理我，又屁颠屁颠地跑去问manager了。。。:(
然后 manager就过来了，说take care of我。。。。
我暗爽，松了一口气，心想终于有个明白的过来了~~~~岂不知，悲剧第二幕才开始刚刚
上映！
manager很顺利地帮我结了第一单。。。
然后看到我的第二单和那个”看上去“一样的胖子，给了我一个很鄙视的眼神，然后不
屑地问“why do you separate the purchase?”
我当时其实已经有些很不爽了，也没给她好脸“because I do not want to have any
other problems with the coupon, make sure one coupon per transaction”...
(后来及其后悔这么说了，应该直接顶她Because I just want to separate it, do
you have a problem? )
anyway,manager听到我那么说以后, 非常非常。。。不屑（你可以想象到的要多鄙视有
多鄙视的那种表情）的笑着说“so you are cheating the system...”
我一听她那么说，再加上那副贱样儿，瞬间爆发了“What？please be careful at
what you are saying. I am not cheating!”
"Oh, yeah! you are cheating the system...so if you make 20 copies of this
coupon, and separate your purchase 20 times, our shelf will be cleaned up by
you, and the system does not know it is the same person who make the
purchase!"
NND，我当时想抽她的心都有了。。。。
“fist of all, these coupons are not copies. their bar codes are different!
otherwise it is fraud. second, I am not making 20 purchases here. Just 2!!!!
if you insist it has to be different person, I can ask my husband to check
out the second purchase.”
"oh, but you two are together. I consider you two as one shopping party. Our
policy is one coupon per household per day!!!"NND，估计她是想跟我杠上了。。。
“。。。。what? one coupon per household? you are saying that based on what?
!!!
I never see such thing from kroger policy!"
"Kroger policy will never say such things! I am the manager here. I have
rights to decide the terms of using the coupon... "
....以下省略若干n字！！！后来又来了另一位manager，也没用~~~和之前那个一个鼻孔
出气，坚持one coupon per household！
最后折腾了半天，浪费了时间，买了一单，生了一肚子气，觉得自己被他们欺负了！！
我还记了他们的名字，决定找kroger投诉他们！！！
lg说我小题大做，不应该为不值得的事情生那么大的气，
可是我就是气不过，有事儿说事儿，不让用拉倒！别瞎扯什么one coupon per
household，还cheating啥的。。。好像我占了他家多大便宜似的！！manager有什么了
不起，不是也给kroger打工的嘛，难道她说啥就是啥 成dictator了？！
