不好，普京的Netflix 帐户被美国封了 (转载)# Stock
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发信人: xiaopo (乳婆), 信区: Joke
标 题: 不好，普京的Netflix 帐户被美国封了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 18 21:14:00 2014, 美东)
发信人: gc01 (gc01), 信区: Military
标 题: 不好，普京的Netflix 帐户被美国封了ZTnewyorker
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 18 21:02:17 2014, 美东)
U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping
up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the
United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix
account, effective immediately.
“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘
House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said.
“The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another
sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”
While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-
related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”
“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of
Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have
said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/us
发信人: xiaopo (乳婆), 信区: Joke
标 题: 不好，普京的Netflix 帐户被美国封了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 18 21:14:00 2014, 美东)
发信人: gc01 (gc01), 信区: Military
标 题: 不好，普京的Netflix 帐户被美国封了ZTnewyorker
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 18 21:02:17 2014, 美东)
U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping
up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the
United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix
account, effective immediately.
“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘
House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said.
“The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another
sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”
While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-
related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”
“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of
Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have
said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/us
