麻痹的这是真的还是假的 (转载)# Stock
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发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了！), 信区: Joke
标 题: 麻痹的这是真的还是假的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 30 13:13:37 2015, 美东)
在yahoo上看到一个评论
~ ~ ~ The New American Way of Life ~ ~ ~
For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow
these proven steps:
1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 per month for a 3-bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay for family
insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free because she a single mother.
8. Girlfriend gets $600 per month food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their
respective tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1,800
credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 per month disability for being "crazy" or having
a "bad back" and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.
An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800
free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free
utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college
tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother
= $75,000 per year in benefits.
It's no wonder the country is over $18 TRILLION in debt and half the
population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?
Ever wonder how many illegals utilize this scenario?
Taxpayers should be tired of this.
It's time to clean house in Washington in 2016.
发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了！), 信区: Joke
标 题: 麻痹的这是真的还是假的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 30 13:13:37 2015, 美东)
在yahoo上看到一个评论
~ ~ ~ The New American Way of Life ~ ~ ~
For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow
these proven steps:
1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 per month for a 3-bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay for family
insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free because she a single mother.
8. Girlfriend gets $600 per month food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their
respective tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1,800
credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 per month disability for being "crazy" or having
a "bad back" and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.
An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800
free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free
utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college
tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother
= $75,000 per year in benefits.
It's no wonder the country is over $18 TRILLION in debt and half the
population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?
Ever wonder how many illegals utilize this scenario?
Taxpayers should be tired of this.
It's time to clean house in Washington in 2016.
