To my former classmates# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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An open letter to my former classmates - Thanks for not poisoning me
In the wake of ZL's case and many other poison cases happening on campus in
our great nation, it is chilling to think about this - had any of my former
classmate been as jealous or envious as SW, I would have been half or
completely dead by now. For that, I want to thank you.
Back in the days in college - one of the top in the nation - I was an
exceptional student and an overachiever. Not only excelled in academic stuff
but also aced in extracurricular activities such as dating and wooing girls
. Who can blame me for being such an GFS (tall, rich, and handsome in
Chinese) and intelligent mate? But still, you had to put up some sh1t from
me for being an egocentric hard ass and sometimes a nasty narcissist who is
really difficult to deal with.
Perhaps, some of you had the motive but didn't have easy access to deadly
weapons like Ta. But for whatever reasons I am still alive and well and
still kicking, I am grateful.
Thank you, my dear classmates, for not poisoning me during those wonderful
years. You are truly a great bunch. Looking forward to seeing you soon
again in the reunion party.
In the wake of ZL's case and many other poison cases happening on campus in
our great nation, it is chilling to think about this - had any of my former
classmate been as jealous or envious as SW, I would have been half or
completely dead by now. For that, I want to thank you.
Back in the days in college - one of the top in the nation - I was an
exceptional student and an overachiever. Not only excelled in academic stuff
but also aced in extracurricular activities such as dating and wooing girls
. Who can blame me for being such an GFS (tall, rich, and handsome in
Chinese) and intelligent mate? But still, you had to put up some sh1t from
me for being an egocentric hard ass and sometimes a nasty narcissist who is
really difficult to deal with.
Perhaps, some of you had the motive but didn't have easy access to deadly
weapons like Ta. But for whatever reasons I am still alive and well and
still kicking, I am grateful.
Thank you, my dear classmates, for not poisoning me during those wonderful
years. You are truly a great bunch. Looking forward to seeing you soon
again in the reunion party.
