轻松一下：“中国人是上帝”# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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摘几段美国名嘴调侃中美债务问题的笑话。
"China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the
world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the
money we owe them, and that's not going to happen." –Jay Leno
"Chinese President will be at the White House next week. The good news is,
he has no plans to foreclose. We can stay another month."
"Chinese President was hinting that China may not loan the U.S. any more
money. President Obama is now talking to him about a reverse mortgage." –
Jay Leno
"At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune
cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'" –Conan O'
Brien
"President Obama revealed that up until a few years ago, he was still paying
off his student loans. In response, China was like, 'Oh, so you DO know how
to repay loans.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama has offered bailout money to keep Greece from defaulting on
its loans. Yeah, when Greece thanked him, Obama was like, 'Don't mention it
. . . to China, because it's their money.'" —Jimmy Fallon
"China has told us our days of squandering borrowed money are over. So maybe
we shouldn’t tell them we just spent $76 million going to the Smurf movie.
" –Conan O'Brien
"A new survey shows that 1 in 5 Americans believe that God steers the
economy. Mystery solved: God is Chinese." –Conan O'Brien
"China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the
world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the
money we owe them, and that's not going to happen." –Jay Leno
"Chinese President will be at the White House next week. The good news is,
he has no plans to foreclose. We can stay another month."
"Chinese President was hinting that China may not loan the U.S. any more
money. President Obama is now talking to him about a reverse mortgage." –
Jay Leno
"At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune
cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'" –Conan O'
Brien
"President Obama revealed that up until a few years ago, he was still paying
off his student loans. In response, China was like, 'Oh, so you DO know how
to repay loans.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama has offered bailout money to keep Greece from defaulting on
its loans. Yeah, when Greece thanked him, Obama was like, 'Don't mention it
. . . to China, because it's their money.'" —Jimmy Fallon
"China has told us our days of squandering borrowed money are over. So maybe
we shouldn’t tell them we just spent $76 million going to the Smurf movie.
" –Conan O'Brien
"A new survey shows that 1 in 5 Americans believe that God steers the
economy. Mystery solved: God is Chinese." –Conan O'Brien