科普贴：移民小孩对自己社交圈的分类 (转载)# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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趋炎附势是人类的本性，而小孩子还未学会掩饰，所以更加赤裸裸。
移民小孩对自己的朋友圈大概分成三类，互不来往：
1，ABC：这个不用解释了吧？根正苗红，趾高气昂。
2，FOB：fresh off the boat，意思是刚下偷渡船的人。FOB这个词很严重，已经类似
于尼哥了。
3，ABC want to be：渴望成为ABC的人。
以下是对FOB的描述，各位对号入座吧：
（奇怪的是：用日光灯是超级FOB的特征）
Fob
- You were not born in America
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have
seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- You do not have any non-Asian friends
- Your parents do not speak any English
- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
- You get extremely good grades in school
- You cannot dance
- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you
incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe
SuperFob
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
- You like dim sum chicken feet
- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluorescent
- You dry your cloths outside your window
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or food
移民小孩对自己的朋友圈大概分成三类，互不来往：
1，ABC：这个不用解释了吧？根正苗红，趾高气昂。
2，FOB：fresh off the boat，意思是刚下偷渡船的人。FOB这个词很严重，已经类似
于尼哥了。
3，ABC want to be：渴望成为ABC的人。
以下是对FOB的描述，各位对号入座吧：
（奇怪的是：用日光灯是超级FOB的特征）
Fob
- You were not born in America
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have
seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- You do not have any non-Asian friends
- Your parents do not speak any English
- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
- You get extremely good grades in school
- You cannot dance
- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you
incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe
SuperFob
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
- You like dim sum chicken feet
- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluorescent
- You dry your cloths outside your window
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or food
