版上不少人吹牛B说自己英文好的，你们敢不敢贴视频？# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
z*6
1 楼
秀秀你们的英文水平，可以不露脸只露ID，敢不敢？竟听你们吹NB了，我在生活中小留
老留见了不少没见过
英文太好的。
老留见了不少没见过
英文太好的。
z*6
2 楼
在线等
z*6
3 楼
吹牛B的都哪去了？
z*6
4 楼
继续等啊，等到海枯石烂
a*c
5 楼
the lion and tuna quotes from the movie the other guys
Terry: You know what I just did? I just walked out that door, saw a couple
detectives, and I was about to start bad mouthing you
behind your back, but I stopped myself, because my pops taught me that a man
who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
Alan: Wow, I actually appreciate that.
T: Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.
A: No. You don't have to.
T: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss
hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would
attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way
to attack you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out in
the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna
girlfriend.
Terry: You know what I just did? I just walked out that door, saw a couple
detectives, and I was about to start bad mouthing you
behind your back, but I stopped myself, because my pops taught me that a man
who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
Alan: Wow, I actually appreciate that.
T: Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.
A: No. You don't have to.
T: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss
hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would
attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way
to attack you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out in
the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna
girlfriend.
z*6
6 楼
恩，谁可以录一个这个视频？
man
【在 a***c 的大作中提到】
: the lion and tuna quotes from the movie the other guys
: Terry: You know what I just did? I just walked out that door, saw a couple
: detectives, and I was about to start bad mouthing you
: behind your back, but I stopped myself, because my pops taught me that a man
: who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
: Alan: Wow, I actually appreciate that.
: T: Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.
: A: No. You don't have to.
: T: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss
: hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would
man
【在 a***c 的大作中提到】
: the lion and tuna quotes from the movie the other guys
: Terry: You know what I just did? I just walked out that door, saw a couple
: detectives, and I was about to start bad mouthing you
: behind your back, but I stopped myself, because my pops taught me that a man
: who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
: Alan: Wow, I actually appreciate that.
: T: Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.
: A: No. You don't have to.
: T: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss
: hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would
a*c
7 楼
alan's part:
A: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like
water. If
you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source,
that'd
make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
20-foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming
up
against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You
lose
that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess
what? You
've wandered into our school of tuna,
and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.
T: - Yeah?
A: - And said, "You know what? "Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion." We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family.
And we
will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
T: - How you gonna do that?
A: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We
will be
able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a
time,
but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give us enough time to
figure
out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then
stalk you.
You just lost at your own game.
You're outgunned and outmanned.
A: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
A: Nope.
A: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like
water. If
you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source,
that'd
make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
20-foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming
up
against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You
lose
that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess
what? You
've wandered into our school of tuna,
and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.
T: - Yeah?
A: - And said, "You know what? "Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion." We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family.
And we
will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
T: - How you gonna do that?
A: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We
will be
able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a
time,
but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give us enough time to
figure
out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then
stalk you.
You just lost at your own game.
You're outgunned and outmanned.
A: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
A: Nope.
z*6
8 楼
你贴个视频比这个给力
【在 a***c 的大作中提到】
: alan's part:
: A: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like
: water. If
: you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source,
: that'd
: make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
: 20-foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming
: up
: against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You
: lose
【在 a***c 的大作中提到】
: alan's part:
: A: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like
: water. If
: you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source,
: that'd
: make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
: 20-foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming
: up
: against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You
: lose
a*c
9 楼
no thanks, I'd rather not embarrass myself.
【在 z********6 的大作中提到】
: 你贴个视频比这个给力
【在 z********6 的大作中提到】
: 你贴个视频比这个给力
a*c
10 楼
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile
it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover,
now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least
sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of
uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if
you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who
feeds people to pigs of course?
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile
it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover,
now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least
sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of
uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if
you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who
feeds people to pigs of course?
z*6
11 楼
我还等着呢啊，那些平常号称英语好的牛人呢？
f*t
12 楼
你对英语好的定义是什么呢 要是指口音方面的 那没人敢说自己好 估计上这个论坛的
基本是那学生签证来的 岁数已经不允许讲出没有口音的英语了
要是指对话的流利程度能达到电影电视剧的那样 那估计很多人都能做到
基本是那学生签证来的 岁数已经不允许讲出没有口音的英语了
要是指对话的流利程度能达到电影电视剧的那样 那估计很多人都能做到
z*6
13 楼
我就是看见好几个说自己或认识人的英语没有口音我才发帖的啊，你去看看那几个关于
英语的讨论帖
【在 f*******t 的大作中提到】
: 你对英语好的定义是什么呢 要是指口音方面的 那没人敢说自己好 估计上这个论坛的
: 基本是那学生签证来的 岁数已经不允许讲出没有口音的英语了
: 要是指对话的流利程度能达到电影电视剧的那样 那估计很多人都能做到
英语的讨论帖
【在 f*******t 的大作中提到】
: 你对英语好的定义是什么呢 要是指口音方面的 那没人敢说自己好 估计上这个论坛的
: 基本是那学生签证来的 岁数已经不允许讲出没有口音的英语了
: 要是指对话的流利程度能达到电影电视剧的那样 那估计很多人都能做到
m*g
14 楼
切，你想看就要给你看？
【在 z********6 的大作中提到】
: 秀秀你们的英文水平，可以不露脸只露ID，敢不敢？竟听你们吹NB了，我在生活中小留
: 老留见了不少没见过
: 英文太好的。
【在 z********6 的大作中提到】
: 秀秀你们的英文水平，可以不露脸只露ID，敢不敢？竟听你们吹NB了，我在生活中小留
: 老留见了不少没见过
: 英文太好的。
z*6
15 楼
我是问你们敢不敢贴，你可以回答敢或者不敢都行。不存在我问你们要什么
【在 m**********g 的大作中提到】
: 切，你想看就要给你看？
【在 m**********g 的大作中提到】
: 切，你想看就要给你看？
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