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x*m
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其实也不technically算女朋友,分分合合了n次了,我俩个性都强~
鉴如今女权主义在华人世界中过度强势,男同胞被压得闯不过气来。
此值国际三八妇女节来临之际,画了张卡片,上面的老猫是哥,那只被
绳子牵着的小狗是Danielle美眉——用这张卡片鞭策mm要服从指导!
本来想画块供mm犯错误时跪的主板,一个存了教导“三纲五常,三从四德”
经书的kindle DX或者刚刚上市的IPAD 2,没地儿添加了,就这样吧,
绳子是主要的精神!
画了两次,第二次添加了个背景,大家觉得好看吗?
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A*r
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so nice
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x*a
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挺好看的,不过你该挨打。

【在 x***m 的大作中提到】
: 其实也不technically算女朋友,分分合合了n次了,我俩个性都强~
: 鉴如今女权主义在华人世界中过度强势,男同胞被压得闯不过气来。
: 此值国际三八妇女节来临之际,画了张卡片,上面的老猫是哥,那只被
: 绳子牵着的小狗是Danielle美眉——用这张卡片鞭策mm要服从指导!
: 本来想画块供mm犯错误时跪的主板,一个存了教导“三纲五常,三从四德”
: 经书的kindle DX或者刚刚上市的IPAD 2,没地儿添加了,就这样吧,
: 绳子是主要的精神!
: 画了两次,第二次添加了个背景,大家觉得好看吗?

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y*i
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你就希望你女朋友看不明白吧。否则,你就哭了。
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x*m
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thank you.
i just hope it can boost our morale. i propose a chinese-men pride prade on
international women's day. what would you guys say?

【在 A*******r 的大作中提到】
: so nice
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l*a
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鉴于你女友个性强,你有这种思想的直接分手算了。如果不是挖坑。

【在 x***m 的大作中提到】
: 其实也不technically算女朋友,分分合合了n次了,我俩个性都强~
: 鉴如今女权主义在华人世界中过度强势,男同胞被压得闯不过气来。
: 此值国际三八妇女节来临之际,画了张卡片,上面的老猫是哥,那只被
: 绳子牵着的小狗是Danielle美眉——用这张卡片鞭策mm要服从指导!
: 本来想画块供mm犯错误时跪的主板,一个存了教导“三纲五常,三从四德”
: 经书的kindle DX或者刚刚上市的IPAD 2,没地儿添加了,就这样吧,
: 绳子是主要的精神!
: 画了两次,第二次添加了个背景,大家觉得好看吗?

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x*m
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thanks man. we're amist the overwhelming tyrany of chinese girls. i'm fully
aware of that. but:
whether it is nobler in mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
or to take arms against a sea of troubles.
make your choices, dude.

【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 挺好看的,不过你该挨打。
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x*m
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i really should have put her name next to the puppy. now i need to explain
over phone lest she miscontrue the cheerful cat as herself.

【在 y****i 的大作中提到】
: 你就希望你女朋友看不明白吧。否则,你就哭了。
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S*0
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Re~~
还以为LZ是这只puppy呢。。。O(∩_∩)O~

【在 x***m 的大作中提到】
: i really should have put her name next to the puppy. now i need to explain
: over phone lest she miscontrue the cheerful cat as herself.

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x*m
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i swear to god this is not a keng!
she is now a much more docile and obidient girl than before. i guess she had
bee doing lots of thinking and had read many chinese classics during our
break-ups.

【在 l******a 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于你女友个性强,你有这种思想的直接分手算了。如果不是挖坑。
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k*n
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.....haha 猫是MM,狗是DD吧
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l*y
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你去问你的女友谁是猫谁是狗?
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x*m
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i dont know what else to say to you guys; i just hope this little akward
drawing will serve as the manifesto for the renaissance of chinese
traditional culture. i just hope it reminds people those days when men were not
treated as loads of crap; when every single female living being shows reverence to
chinese men.

【在 k***n 的大作中提到】
: .....haha 猫是MM,狗是DD吧
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k*n
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you can only wish... haha

not
to

【在 x***m 的大作中提到】
: i dont know what else to say to you guys; i just hope this little akward
: drawing will serve as the manifesto for the renaissance of chinese
: traditional culture. i just hope it reminds people those days when men were not
: treated as loads of crap; when every single female living being shows reverence to
: chinese men.

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M*d
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呵呵
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y*9
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谁是猫是狗还不一定呢,如果你不向女友解释的话
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m*c
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水啊水啊,滔滔的江水,妇女同志们三八妇女节快乐哈!
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h*n
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那只猫像狮子
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e*8
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ding
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m*h
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哈哈哈。so sweet...好好玩啊。
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