On Trolling the Living Hell out of Mainland Chinese in Rea# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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If you're planning on staying in America for a while, read on.
The gravity of the situation is I actually have a shot at running for office
and you don't for the following reasons:
I am better connected than 99.99% of you will ever be in this country;
I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves. It really doesn't
take much for me to whip up a speech to get most Chinese immigrants all
riled up and rooting for me;
I can debate the shit out of you in either language because I already know
most of your arguments and you hardly know any of mine. Besides, most of you
don't even know how to debate anyway.
hmmm... can you say checkmate? I sure can.
The gravity of the situation is I actually have a shot at running for office
and you don't for the following reasons:
I am better connected than 99.99% of you will ever be in this country;
I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves. It really doesn't
take much for me to whip up a speech to get most Chinese immigrants all
riled up and rooting for me;
I can debate the shit out of you in either language because I already know
most of your arguments and you hardly know any of mine. Besides, most of you
don't even know how to debate anyway.
hmmm... can you say checkmate? I sure can.