A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
又见金发……
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b*s
8 楼
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
又见金发……
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b*s
9 楼
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
又见金发……
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b*s
10 楼
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
又见金发……
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b*s
11 楼
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
又见金发……
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s*o
12 楼
酸葡萄。。。
l*m
13 楼
支持你跟他干一架。
【在 s*****o 的大作中提到】 : 酸葡萄。。。
b*s
14 楼
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
又见金发……
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b*s
15 楼
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
又见金发……
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g*r
16 楼
peng死你算了 这么老的joke也拿出来说
found The 礼。 为人 ,可 ,一 。他
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found : a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The : redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette : wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her : family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." : : 又见金发……
b*s
17 楼
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
那继续…… Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? A: She sticks it in the microwave!
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : so what? all blondes jokes are old…… : : peng死你算了 : 这么老的joke也拿出来说 : found : The : 礼。 : 为人 : ,可 : ,一
b*s
20 楼
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. "I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
那继续…… Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? A: She sticks it in the microwave!
【在 g***r 的大作中提到】 : 那继续…… : Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? : A: She sticks it in the microwave!
g*r
21 楼
真长,看这个: Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
true at takes she what
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true : and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at : the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes : her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the : answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she : is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. : During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, : swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what : is happening. : "I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my
b*s
22 楼
not bad. this one: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
真长,看这个: Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. true at takes she what
【在 g***r 的大作中提到】 : 真长,看这个: : Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? : A: Because she got an "F" in sex. : : true : at : takes : she : what
L*s
23 楼
基本可以鉴定,bos以前表白blonde遭拒。。。
L*s
24 楼
你们干嘛?都跟blonde有仇?
【在 g***r 的大作中提到】 : 那继续…… : Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? : A: She sticks it in the microwave!
g*r
25 楼
Two blondes are walking around a zoo, when one says, ''Look at that lion with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, ''Where?''
the the and
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : not bad. : this one: : A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show : in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going : through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on : her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde : jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the : color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's : guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the : community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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【在 g***r 的大作中提到】 : Two blondes are walking around a zoo, when one says, ''Look at that lion : with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, ''Where?'' : : the : the : and
就是。 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
表明blonde很幽默怎么能说有仇
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g*r
31 楼
Five Blondes walk into a bar a sit down at a table.After a few minutes they stand up and give each other high fives,and shout "50 days\" \"fifty days\". The bar tender wonders what was that all about.He goes over to the table and says \"what are you celebrating?\"One of the blonds says "we bought a jigsaw puzzle and on the box it said 2 to 4 years and we did it in 50 days.
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : 就是。 : Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? : A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. : : 表明blonde很幽默怎么能说有仇
the the and 真长,看这个: Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : not bad. : this one: : A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show : in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going : through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on : her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde : jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the : color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's : guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the : community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and
L*s
72 楼
很一般啊,看着好凶啊
【在 c*****d 的大作中提到】 : 这张会有人喜欢了吧。。。
a*3
73 楼
嗯! 比30楼好看哦~~~
【在 c*****d 的大作中提到】 : 这张会有人喜欢了吧。。。
h*i
74 楼
你被金发姑娘伤害过吧
the the and
【在 b*s 的大作中提到】 : not bad. : this one: : A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show : in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going : through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on : her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde : jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the : color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's : guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the : community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and