a*i
2 楼
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
m*e
3 楼
我用标题栏代替Home Button，不过这么长一只手很难够到了。
D*t
4 楼
...and a nice wife!
【在 a**i 的大作中提到】
: Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
: really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
: The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
: like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
: better and I go work. You try that."
: Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
: great. I be at work soon.
: You got nice house."
【在 a**i 的大作中提到】
: Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
: really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
: The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
: like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
: better and I go work. You try that."
: Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
: great. I be at work soon.
: You got nice house."
N*m
5 楼
让我想起了成语画蛇添足
【在 D*********t 的大作中提到】
: ...and a nice wife!
【在 D*********t 的大作中提到】
: ...and a nice wife!
y*g
6 楼
lol
D*t
7 楼
I thought I was paying a compliment by complementing...
【在 N***m 的大作中提到】
: 让我想起了成语画蛇添足
【在 N***m 的大作中提到】
: 让我想起了成语画蛇添足
c*g
8 楼
lol
【在 a**i 的大作中提到】
: Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
: really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
: The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
: like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
: better and I go work. You try that."
: Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
: great. I be at work soon.
: You got nice house."
【在 a**i 的大作中提到】
: Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
: really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
: The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
: like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
: better and I go work. You try that."
: Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
: great. I be at work soon.
: You got nice house."
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