十二星座搞笑对对联（ZZ） - 未名空间MITBBS历史存档

p*n2011-05-11 07:05

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好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
Card/ Document Production
On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
service at 1-800-375-5283.
来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
祝所有人好运，顺利！

j*n2011-05-11 07:05

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☆星座★十二星座的搞笑对联~

白羊座
“待到山花烂漫时” 白羊对下句：“我便奋力把花采”（我拼命采我拼命采！）
金牛座
“但愿人长久”的后句，憋了半天，憋出来句“一颗永流传”（牛牛们大概是钻石
广告看多了：钻石很贵的！！￥＿￥）
双子座
老师：眼观一轮月。双子对下句：脚踏两只船。（＃￥＠％＠％￥％＠。。。。

巨蟹座
老师“她在丛中笑－下面－－XX回答！”XX正在吃东西，半天说不出话来，憋出一
句“笑也不出声！”－－－－－全班暴笑！！
狮子座
老师问：“It's　very　kind　of　you。”是什么意思？
答曰：你真有种。
处女座
问：“小荷才露尖尖角”的下句，处女做答“一支红杏出墙来”，倒也贴切。（处
女座得意ing：瞧我对的多完美！：）
天秤座
语文考试，解词。解释“逝世”一词。天秤答道“去死”（本来想写“死去”）老师
大怒……

天蝎座
上句是：“人生自古谁无死”，下句天蝎同学对：“家祭勿忘告乃翁。"
射手座
同学读课文，其中有一句拿出芭蕉扇扇扇。本来停顿应该是拿出芭蕉扇，扇扇。射
手同学直接读成拿出芭蕉扇扇扇！～～全体倒～～
摩羯座
小学，一摩羯背诗，前面３句背的那叫费劲。最后一句：“一行白鹭上西天”－－
－全班晕！－摩羯同学：咦？都笑什么？我背得很认真啊，不过还是最后一句背的最顺
：D
水瓶座
上句是：洛阳亲友如相问, 下句水瓶同学填：就说我在岳阳楼。
双鱼座
高中一次语文考试，也是填下一句：
蚍蜉撼大树（下句应该是可笑不自量），双鱼同学填：一动也不动。
”

o*o2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

h*e2011-05-11 07:05

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hahaha,this is funny

y*n2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜！

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

a*u2011-05-11 07:05

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haha
有种

oi2011-05-11 07:05

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cong, baozi

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

b*u2011-05-11 07:05

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倒
小射手很可爱啊

m*a2011-05-11 07:05

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cong!

l*o2011-05-11 07:05

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哈哈哈哈哈

r*g2011-05-11 07:05

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Conga!!!

w*r2011-05-11 07:05

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好贴：）

t*12011-05-11 07:05

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cong! baozi!

b*l2011-05-11 07:05

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GongXi

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

b92011-05-11 07:05

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gxgx, chi baozi

I*12011-05-11 07:05

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gx

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

j*k2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

x*x2011-05-11 07:05

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Cong!!!

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

c*s2011-05-11 07:05

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gx

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

L*a2011-05-11 07:05

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cong
baozi

c72011-05-11 07:05

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chi

l*d2011-05-11 07:05

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cong, baozi

f*s2011-05-11 07:05

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祝贺！发包子

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

r*02011-05-11 07:05

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祝福，baozi!

w*g2011-05-11 07:05

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Cong

a*n2011-05-11 07:05

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GX

m*e2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜

f*32011-05-11 07:05

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gx

s*g2011-05-11 07:05

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congs ,吃

h*n2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

G*o2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

n*I2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜恭喜!终于轮到你了!都等了这么多年了,不容易啊! 发包子庆贺一下吧!

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

z*o2011-05-11 07:05

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gxgx!!!
baozi pls

h*82011-05-11 07:05

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congrats!

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

a*d2011-05-11 07:05

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GXGX

l*q2011-05-11 07:05

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re

b*l2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜！

d*12011-05-11 07:05

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Congrats!!!

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

y*a2011-05-11 07:05

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GX!

h*e2011-05-11 07:05

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gxgx

f*y2011-05-11 07:05

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cong, baozi please

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

l*q2011-05-11 07:05

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re

f*s2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

M*y2011-05-11 07:05

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gx!

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

L*r2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜

l*e2011-05-11 07:05

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恭喜恭喜

b*i2011-05-11 07:05

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cong!baozi!

a*e2011-05-11 07:05

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cong!

o*y2011-05-11 07:05

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gx

h*c2011-05-11 07:05

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Re

s*a2011-05-11 07:05

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cong

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【在 p**********n 的大作中提到】

: 好像和大家的notice不太一样，直接 new card production
: Card/ Document Production
: On November 4, 2011, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30
: days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we
: will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer
: service at 1-800-375-5283.
: 来美快十年了，真不容易啊！
: 搬过三次家，换过两次工作。。。。。
: 祝所有人好运，顺利！

m*n2011-05-11 07:05

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GX GX