中领馆这次拍马屁差点断送习大大性命 (转载)# bagua - 娱乐八卦
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去年圣诞前两周，
周六，
带了LD，闺女去Costco，
As always。
快到大路，
马路中央，
有一被车压了的松鼠。
闺女就问，
Daddy, why the squirrel got hurt?
答，must have been crashed by a car.
再问，why was it crashed by the car?
我想，
给闺女上一堂，
交通安全课。
答，
That's because the squirrel didn't
follow the traffic rules。
When you cross a street，
you need to look left first then
look right to make sure no cars
are coming.
I guess the poor squirrel didn't look first.
问答间，
到了十字路口，
我右转，
交通灯刚变红灯。
减速，
犹豫，
看看没有traffic，
没停就转了。
不知从哪里钻出一辆警车，
灯亮，
Pull over，
活擒。
$485 + Traffic School.
周六，
带了LD，闺女去Costco，
As always。
快到大路，
马路中央，
有一被车压了的松鼠。
闺女就问，
Daddy, why the squirrel got hurt?
答，must have been crashed by a car.
再问，why was it crashed by the car?
我想，
给闺女上一堂，
交通安全课。
答，
That's because the squirrel didn't
follow the traffic rules。
When you cross a street，
you need to look left first then
look right to make sure no cars
are coming.
I guess the poor squirrel didn't look first.
问答间，
到了十字路口，
我右转，
交通灯刚变红灯。
减速，
犹豫，
看看没有traffic，
没停就转了。
不知从哪里钻出一辆警车，
灯亮，
Pull over，
活擒。
$485 + Traffic School.
