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【 以下文字转载自 Texas 讨论区 】
发信人: ADOMET (抗抑郁), 信区: Texas
标 题: Re: 德州就是好啊就是好~[图片:p3, 14, 17, 18]
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 6 00:11:45 2010, 美东)
Everything is big in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered,"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally went past the second
door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started
shouting... "Don't flush Don't flush!
发信人: ADOMET (抗抑郁), 信区: Texas
标 题: Re: 德州就是好啊就是好~[图片:p3, 14, 17, 18]
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 6 00:11:45 2010, 美东)
Everything is big in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered,"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally went past the second
door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started
shouting... "Don't flush Don't flush!