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An old lady came into her doctor's, office and confessed to an embarrassing
problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but they're soundless, and they
have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty
times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Jacobson. Take these pills three times a
day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Jacobson marched into Dr. Blakes office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but
problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but they're soundless, and they
have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty
times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Jacobson. Take these pills three times a
day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Jacobson marched into Dr. Blakes office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but