[2011夏季征文] 盛夏的果实你在哪里# gardening - 拈花惹草
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自从春天开地种菜以来，在这里学习了很多农业园艺知识，受益匪浅。不过在我手里这
从知识转化为生产力的过程就慢了点儿，到现在地里也还没什么像样的收成可展示的，
又不好就贴韭菜充数，不如干脆来说个故事吧。
事情发生在上周末。前几天上班无聊写email给好朋友描述了一番，就原封贴过来吧，
免得我再写一遍。办公室没中文输入所以用的英文，不是故意中英混杂。故事情节如下：
I came home Saturday night and found a plastic grocery bag at my door. I
picked it up and it was very light. I opened it, and to my shock and horror
it was full of HAIR!!! I instantly dropped it with all sorts of thoughts
running through my mind: a dead animal, a human head? Then I realized it was
too light for those, so I checked again. It was all hair in various shades,
hard to tell if it was human or animals’. I’ve never come across
something this weird before. I was upset and a bit scared. I wondered if it
was a joke from some kids, or a message from some racists like a burning
cross on one’s front lawn. I called xxxx and asked her if this might mean
anything. She couldn’t think of any. I decided to check with my neighbors
the next day and see if they got any clue. If not, I thought I’d report the
incidence to the police. The next morning while I was in my backyard, my
neighbor, this very nice old lady, came out and called me: “Hi xxx, I was
just calling you on the phone and saw you out here. I left you something at
your door yesterday…”
[email protected]#$%^&*
You’ll never guess what it’s for…
She said she learned that hair can repel small pests and keep them from
coming into your vegetable garden. She got the hair from her hairdresser.
She showed me she placed some near her tomato plants. Isn’t she sweet,
making me going through all sorts of scenes from horror movies in my head…
：）
看看，为种点儿菜我容易么我！
最后按要求贴图3张。
图1是本次事件终极肇事者，吃着我的菜苗成长中的兔2代。看着那无辜的大眼睛，我还
能说什么呢？盛夏的果实在哪里？就在人家的小肚子里。
图2是硕果仅存的一棵毛豆苗，在几经兔子一家灭顶之灾后仍顽强的长出了几片新叶。
现在成为我的头发圈地保护法的试验样本，一周以来尚未遭侵犯。虽然这法子听起来也
不靠谱，但老太太好意难却，就试试吧。
图3是今年收获的第一枚番茄，凑数的。
从知识转化为生产力的过程就慢了点儿，到现在地里也还没什么像样的收成可展示的，
又不好就贴韭菜充数，不如干脆来说个故事吧。
事情发生在上周末。前几天上班无聊写email给好朋友描述了一番，就原封贴过来吧，
免得我再写一遍。办公室没中文输入所以用的英文，不是故意中英混杂。故事情节如下：
I came home Saturday night and found a plastic grocery bag at my door. I
picked it up and it was very light. I opened it, and to my shock and horror
it was full of HAIR!!! I instantly dropped it with all sorts of thoughts
running through my mind: a dead animal, a human head? Then I realized it was
too light for those, so I checked again. It was all hair in various shades,
hard to tell if it was human or animals’. I’ve never come across
something this weird before. I was upset and a bit scared. I wondered if it
was a joke from some kids, or a message from some racists like a burning
cross on one’s front lawn. I called xxxx and asked her if this might mean
anything. She couldn’t think of any. I decided to check with my neighbors
the next day and see if they got any clue. If not, I thought I’d report the
incidence to the police. The next morning while I was in my backyard, my
neighbor, this very nice old lady, came out and called me: “Hi xxx, I was
just calling you on the phone and saw you out here. I left you something at
your door yesterday…”
[email protected]#$%^&*
You’ll never guess what it’s for…
She said she learned that hair can repel small pests and keep them from
coming into your vegetable garden. She got the hair from her hairdresser.
She showed me she placed some near her tomato plants. Isn’t she sweet,
making me going through all sorts of scenes from horror movies in my head…
：）
看看，为种点儿菜我容易么我！
最后按要求贴图3张。
图1是本次事件终极肇事者，吃着我的菜苗成长中的兔2代。看着那无辜的大眼睛，我还
能说什么呢？盛夏的果实在哪里？就在人家的小肚子里。
图2是硕果仅存的一棵毛豆苗，在几经兔子一家灭顶之灾后仍顽强的长出了几片新叶。
现在成为我的头发圈地保护法的试验样本，一周以来尚未遭侵犯。虽然这法子听起来也
不靠谱，但老太太好意难却，就试试吧。
图3是今年收获的第一枚番茄，凑数的。
