问个椭圆问题 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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环保大妈型：
You are horrible, abusive, ... Somebody has to call Child Protective Service
in New Heaven to have you arrested...
美式愤青型：
You are racist,sensitive... You are insulting white mothers. You make us
white mothers worthless ... Go back to China!
西式傲慢型/Asian creativity 评估型：
Asians have no creativity. I went to China to teach English in a high
school. All the students simply lack creativity. It's all based on rote
memorization. One night I went to a bar, and this hot Chinese chick bar
tender asked me, "what's the fxxx do you want," I immediately said to myself
that she is the only one I met in China who has creativity and sense of
humor. I wish she were in my English classs...
护妈型:
Amy, my mom is Chinese, she is not like you! Don't include my mom in your
stupid article...
忆苦思甜感恩型：
如果不是妈妈的推，。。。
狼心狗肺教授型：
我小时候中国长大，我妈妈和虎妈比有过之无不及，害得我没有童年快乐。虽然我现在
是美国某常春藤大学教授。我很死妈妈了。她前几年去世，我心里憋的气才出了一口。
隔壁家草更绿型：
Plumber－要是我小时候，有个严厉妈妈，我就不至于天天钻地下管道，闻臭气熏天的
排泄物了。我做梦都相当妇科大夫。。。 Physician--我妈妈和虎吗差不多少，天天逼
我学这学那，当大夫。我现在想,如果小时有更多自由，少挨骂，我今日宁可当个
Plumber,只有自在，也不当Physician.
吃着碗里地惦念锅里型：
我老婆是日本女人， 我们有个十分不争气的儿子，都是我老婆的错。我老婆超级自满
，和白女人一个吊样，如果娶了中国女人，孩子一定不一样，会非常有出息。。。。
我自己：因为这篇文章和一个总幻想自己是中国人的老美吵了一架。他强烈推荐，还说
这篇文章太好了太伟大了，和他的想法完全一样，又诋毁我是Brand new parent加太美
国化了。我说我是100%中国人，比蔡教授还地道，就不用比了。我知道的中国妈妈不是
这样专制的。于是此人脆弱的爱（中）国之心受到了严重的伤害，写了若干email来谴
责我～ 我就趁机不用再和此人说话了。哈哈～
You are horrible, abusive, ... Somebody has to call Child Protective Service
in New Heaven to have you arrested...
美式愤青型：
You are racist,sensitive... You are insulting white mothers. You make us
white mothers worthless ... Go back to China!
西式傲慢型/Asian creativity 评估型：
Asians have no creativity. I went to China to teach English in a high
school. All the students simply lack creativity. It's all based on rote
memorization. One night I went to a bar, and this hot Chinese chick bar
tender asked me, "what's the fxxx do you want," I immediately said to myself
that she is the only one I met in China who has creativity and sense of
humor. I wish she were in my English classs...
护妈型:
Amy, my mom is Chinese, she is not like you! Don't include my mom in your
stupid article...
忆苦思甜感恩型：
如果不是妈妈的推，。。。
狼心狗肺教授型：
我小时候中国长大，我妈妈和虎妈比有过之无不及，害得我没有童年快乐。虽然我现在
是美国某常春藤大学教授。我很死妈妈了。她前几年去世，我心里憋的气才出了一口。
隔壁家草更绿型：
Plumber－要是我小时候，有个严厉妈妈，我就不至于天天钻地下管道，闻臭气熏天的
排泄物了。我做梦都相当妇科大夫。。。 Physician--我妈妈和虎吗差不多少，天天逼
我学这学那，当大夫。我现在想,如果小时有更多自由，少挨骂，我今日宁可当个
Plumber,只有自在，也不当Physician.
吃着碗里地惦念锅里型：
我老婆是日本女人， 我们有个十分不争气的儿子，都是我老婆的错。我老婆超级自满
，和白女人一个吊样，如果娶了中国女人，孩子一定不一样，会非常有出息。。。。
我自己：因为这篇文章和一个总幻想自己是中国人的老美吵了一架。他强烈推荐，还说
这篇文章太好了太伟大了，和他的想法完全一样，又诋毁我是Brand new parent加太美
国化了。我说我是100%中国人，比蔡教授还地道，就不用比了。我知道的中国妈妈不是
这样专制的。于是此人脆弱的爱（中）国之心受到了严重的伤害，写了若干email来谴
责我～ 我就趁机不用再和此人说话了。哈哈～
