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i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and H

w*g2010-07-12 07:07

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old but still funny

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】

: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
: Dear Tech Support,
: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
: distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the
: flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
: Boyfriend 5.0.
: In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
: as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
: undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
: Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and H

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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this is the female version
I like the original guy version much better

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】

: old but still funny
:
: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
: Dear Tech Support,
: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
: distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the
: flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
: Boyfriend 5.0.
: In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
: as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Da

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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They took a survey of 10,000 women in Washington DC, and asked "Would you
have sex with Bill Clinton?"
86% said "Never again".

K*D2010-07-12 07:07

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Almost didn't get it, hehe.

play

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: A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
: ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
: featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
: The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was
: prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
: "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
: him."
: "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Da

y*e2010-07-12 07:07

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I didn't get it.

【在 K****D 的大作中提到】

: Almost didn't get it, hehe.
:
: play

K*D2010-07-12 07:07

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Bach == Back

【在 y****e 的大作中提到】

: I didn't get it.

y*e2010-07-12 07:07

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明白了，不过读音不同吧

【在 K****D 的大作中提到】

: Bach == Back

w*g2010-07-12 07:07

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haha. not bad

play

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w*g2010-07-12 07:07

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too Arnold. it sounds the same.

【在 y****e 的大作中提到】

: 明白了，不过读音不同吧

R*a2010-07-12 07:07

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bach是谁？

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】

: too Arnold. it sounds the same.

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned
to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown,
and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate
with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along
with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "Dear," the wife
hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you f

w*g2010-07-12 07:07

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巴赫

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: bach是谁？

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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A retired investment banker wanted to setup a ranch. He bought a donkey from
an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day.
Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad
news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I spent it already," replied the farmer.
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What're you gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!

R*a2010-07-12 07:07

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是踢足球的么？

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: 巴赫

i*a2010-07-12 07:07

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德國隊的

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: 是踢足球的么？