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怎样对待兄弟姐妹？

怎样对待兄弟姐妹？# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

i*r2011-01-12 08:01

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被拉到小黑屋问有没有带很多现金，回答说没有，然后黑大妈叫白小伙开的我箱子检查
，什么也没有找到，我全身就50美金，然后把我带的火腿肠给没收了，就叫我走了

x*a2011-01-12 08:01

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she
asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, '
Thou shall not kill.'

M*O2011-01-12 08:01

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有现金会没收吗？哪个海关？

【在 i*********r 的大作中提到】

: 被拉到小黑屋问有没有带很多现金，回答说没有，然后黑大妈叫白小伙开的我箱子检查
: ，什么也没有找到，我全身就50美金，然后把我带的火腿肠给没收了，就叫我走了

h*k2011-01-12 08:01

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哈哈

A*r2011-01-12 08:01

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觉得像打劫的

s*s2011-01-12 08:01

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转那么多宗教的笑话
你要变天主教徒啦？

z*o2011-01-12 08:01

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在入关是先进小黑屋再取行李啊，
不同地方还挺不一样的

c*h2011-01-12 08:01

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没看懂呢

and

【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】

: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
: and six year olds.
: After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she
: asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
: sisters?'
: Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, '
: Thou shall not kill.'