他写了什么？# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The
family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next
to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned
frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher
thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his
jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't
looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration
there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen
tube?"
family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next
to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned
frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher
thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his
jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't
looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration
there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen
tube?"