Four jokes in English - 未名空间MITBBS历史存档

o*y2011-01-23 08:01

1 楼

1. have citi checking/saving accounts and minimum 15K inside; linked with
thankyou points account, free 600-800 points each month
2. use citi forward card, no annual fee, 5 points for food/restaurant/amazon
etc
book airline including UA/AA....etc from thank you points network,
airline price*100=thank you points you needed
no annual fee, 5% cash back, flexible choice of airline/hotels, free bonus
points from citi accounts
maybe could be combined with AAadvantage card (16 months special promotion,
similar to freedom, also could waive your annual fee easily) and book
tickets for two people from AA easily.

S*U2011-01-23 08:01

2 楼

* Some marriages are like a deck of cards; it starts with hearts and
diamonds, and ends with clubs and spades.
* Why did Jesus walk on water?
Because he can't swim!
* Why blondes won't get drowned?
Because their head is full of air.
* A blonde bought an AM radio, and after a month told me excitedly: You know
, I found out that I can listen to AM radio at night, too. Isn't that great?

g*a2011-01-23 08:01

3 楼

是一年四季都5%？
另外订票的功能貌似不值一提，都有这功能。

n*h2011-01-23 08:01

4 楼

在美国jokes中,blonde代表花瓶，black和fried chicken常联系在一起。

a*s2011-01-23 08:01

5 楼

15K存到bankdirect每个月可以直接拿1500 AAadvantage.开户被邀请可以拿到更多的AA
点数.而且不要保税.

p*w2011-01-23 08:01

6 楼

第一个不错

know
great?

【在 S**U 的大作中提到】

: * Some marriages are like a deck of cards; it starts with hearts and
: diamonds, and ends with clubs and spades.
: * Why did Jesus walk on water?
: Because he can't swim!
: * Why blondes won't get drowned?
: Because their head is full of air.
: * A blonde bought an AM radio, and after a month told me excitedly: You know
: , I found out that I can listen to AM radio at night, too. Isn't that great?

s*m2011-01-23 08:01

7 楼

第一个不值，15k放银行存每月也有10多块钱利息

amazon
,

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 1. have citi checking/saving accounts and minimum 15K inside; linked with
: thankyou points account, free 600-800 points each month
: 2. use citi forward card, no annual fee, 5 points for food/restaurant/amazon
: etc
: book airline including UA/AA....etc from thank you points network,
: airline price*100=thank you points you needed
: no annual fee, 5% cash back, flexible choice of airline/hotels, free bonus
: points from citi accounts
: maybe could be combined with AAadvantage card (16 months special promotion,
: similar to freedom, also could waive your annual fee easily) and book

G*Y2011-01-23 08:01

8 楼

the last one is good

know
great?

【在 S**U 的大作中提到】

: * Some marriages are like a deck of cards; it starts with hearts and
: diamonds, and ends with clubs and spades.
: * Why did Jesus walk on water?
: Because he can't swim!
: * Why blondes won't get drowned?
: Because their head is full of air.
: * A blonde bought an AM radio, and after a month told me excitedly: You know
: , I found out that I can listen to AM radio at night, too. Isn't that great?

o*y2011-01-23 08:01

9 楼

15K for checking or saving or any accounts
so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
accounts
for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
=60K each year
no annual fee
and saving account interests

【在 s*m 的大作中提到】

: 第一个不值，15k放银行存每月也有10多块钱利息
:
: amazon
: ,

a*s2011-01-23 08:01

10 楼

如果你只有15k.bankdirect真不适合你.如果你有150k什么都不一样了.
1年就是18万 aa.

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 15K for checking or saving or any accounts
: so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
: thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
: accounts
: for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
: 800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
: =60K each year
: no annual fee
: and saving account interests

a*82011-01-23 08:01

11 楼

check with citi if your employer is in citi @work program. If yes, no
minimal balance requirement for citi package. Just DD

s*m2011-01-23 08:01

12 楼

一个月才600点，没多少，而且citi也几乎没有利息，这个选择甚至比放其他银行吃利
息还少。

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 15K for checking or saving or any accounts
: so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
: thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
: accounts
: for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
: 800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
: =60K each year
: no annual fee
: and saving account interests

s*g2011-01-23 08:01

13 楼

一个月多给6块钱。。。
citi的5%也就是饭馆电影书店含amazon
买菜加油也上amazon？
买机票几万点TY point也不是随便能搞到的
飞的多的，你得怎么攒出这么多点啊
当然也许有别的好用的方法我不知道
另外TY Network订机票一定比外面priceline/orbitz之类的划算吗？
（priceline在shopper虽然已经很不济了也有个5%税后cb撑着）

h*a2011-01-23 08:01

14 楼

typ 定机票就是priceline非bid的价格恩～

【在 s**********g 的大作中提到】

: 一个月多给6块钱。。。
: citi的5%也就是饭馆电影书店含amazon
: 买菜加油也上amazon？
: 买机票几万点TY point也不是随便能搞到的
: 飞的多的，你得怎么攒出这么多点啊
: 当然也许有别的好用的方法我不知道
: 另外TY Network订机票一定比外面priceline/orbitz之类的划算吗？
: （priceline在shopper虽然已经很不济了也有个5%税后cb撑着）

s*g2011-01-23 08:01

15 楼

那就至少缺一个5%的shopper
还可能缺一个5%季度cb

【在 h*******a 的大作中提到】

: typ 定机票就是priceline非bid的价格恩～

o*y2011-01-23 08:01

16 楼

1. have citi checking/saving accounts and minimum 15K inside; linked with
thankyou points account, free 600-800 points each month
2. use citi forward card, no annual fee, 5 points for food/restaurant/amazon
etc
book airline including UA/AA....etc from thank you points network,
airline price*100=thank you points you needed
no annual fee, 5% cash back, flexible choice of airline/hotels, free bonus
points from citi accounts
maybe could be combined with AAadvantage card (16 months special promotion,
similar to freedom, also could waive your annual fee easily) and book
tickets for two people from AA easily.

g*a2011-01-23 08:01

17 楼

是一年四季都5%？
另外订票的功能貌似不值一提，都有这功能。

a*s2011-01-23 08:01

18 楼

15K存到bankdirect每个月可以直接拿1500 AAadvantage.开户被邀请可以拿到更多的AA
点数.而且不要保税.

s*m2011-01-23 08:01

19 楼

第一个不值，15k放银行存每月也有10多块钱利息

amazon
,

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 1. have citi checking/saving accounts and minimum 15K inside; linked with
: thankyou points account, free 600-800 points each month
: 2. use citi forward card, no annual fee, 5 points for food/restaurant/amazon
: etc
: book airline including UA/AA....etc from thank you points network,
: airline price*100=thank you points you needed
: no annual fee, 5% cash back, flexible choice of airline/hotels, free bonus
: points from citi accounts
: maybe could be combined with AAadvantage card (16 months special promotion,
: similar to freedom, also could waive your annual fee easily) and book

o*y2011-01-23 08:01

20 楼

15K for checking or saving or any accounts
so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
accounts
for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
=60K each year
no annual fee
and saving account interests

【在 s*m 的大作中提到】

: 第一个不值，15k放银行存每月也有10多块钱利息
:
: amazon
: ,

a*s2011-01-23 08:01

21 楼

如果你只有15k.bankdirect真不适合你.如果你有150k什么都不一样了.
1年就是18万 aa.

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 15K for checking or saving or any accounts
: so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
: thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
: accounts
: for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
: 800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
: =60K each year
: no annual fee
: and saving account interests

a*82011-01-23 08:01

22 楼

check with citi if your employer is in citi @work program. If yes, no
minimal balance requirement for citi package. Just DD

s*m2011-01-23 08:01

23 楼

一个月才600点，没多少，而且citi也几乎没有利息，这个选择甚至比放其他银行吃利
息还少。

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 15K for checking or saving or any accounts
: so you could deposit into your saving account to get interests and free
: thankyou points, even your retirement accounts, not sure about broker
: accounts
: for the bankdirect, you need to pay monthly fee
: 800*12+12*5K (from 1K amazon)
: =60K each year
: no annual fee
: and saving account interests

s*g2011-01-23 08:01

24 楼

一个月多给6块钱。。。
citi的5%也就是饭馆电影书店含amazon
买菜加油也上amazon？
买机票几万点TY point也不是随便能搞到的
飞的多的，你得怎么攒出这么多点啊
当然也许有别的好用的方法我不知道
另外TY Network订机票一定比外面priceline/orbitz之类的划算吗？
（priceline在shopper虽然已经很不济了也有个5%税后cb撑着）

h*a2011-01-23 08:01

25 楼

typ 定机票就是priceline非bid的价格恩～

【在 s**********g 的大作中提到】

: 一个月多给6块钱。。。
: citi的5%也就是饭馆电影书店含amazon
: 买菜加油也上amazon？
: 买机票几万点TY point也不是随便能搞到的
: 飞的多的，你得怎么攒出这么多点啊
: 当然也许有别的好用的方法我不知道
: 另外TY Network订机票一定比外面priceline/orbitz之类的划算吗？
: （priceline在shopper虽然已经很不济了也有个5%税后cb撑着）

s*g2011-01-23 08:01

26 楼

那就至少缺一个5%的shopper
还可能缺一个5%季度cb

【在 h*******a 的大作中提到】

: typ 定机票就是priceline非bid的价格恩～

k*y2011-01-23 08:01

27 楼

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