Transcript of Obama tech meeting in Silicon Valley February 17, 2011# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
l*o
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r*a
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【 以下文字转载自 Georgia 讨论区 】
发信人: redtea (life is beautiful), 信区: Georgia
标 题: 恳求在亚特兰大地区金融保险统计类的猎头！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 4 21:32:51 2011, 美东)
本人在东部，但是宝宝和宝爸都在亚特兰大附近小城市。我的专业觉得在东部找还行，
但是不知道在南部城市怎么找，现在根本没有头绪，连简历都不知道怎么投。 所以恳
求在亚特兰大地区猎头! 多谢啦！
发信人: redtea (life is beautiful), 信区: Georgia
标 题: 恳求在亚特兰大地区金融保险统计类的猎头！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 4 21:32:51 2011, 美东)
本人在东部，但是宝宝和宝爸都在亚特兰大附近小城市。我的专业觉得在东部找还行，
但是不知道在南部城市怎么找，现在根本没有头绪，连简历都不知道怎么投。 所以恳
求在亚特兰大地区猎头! 多谢啦！
Z*U
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在美国申请技术移民。
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/pdf/kits/guides/EG7.pdf
这个 instruction 上面说寄到 Sydney
http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/buffalo/imm/mailing_instru
dition.aspx?lang=eng#IF_CANADA
这个网址说如果身在美国就寄到 Buffalo
请教大家。谢谢。
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/pdf/kits/guides/EG7.pdf
这个 instruction 上面说寄到 Sydney
http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/buffalo/imm/mailing_instru
dition.aspx?lang=eng#IF_CANADA
这个网址说如果身在美国就寄到 Buffalo
请教大家。谢谢。
m*e
4 楼
Transcript of Obama tech meeting in Silicon Valley February 17, 2011
John Doerr: Hi everybody, thanks for coming. I just wanted to start out and
remind everybody here that you all work for me.
All: Understood
Obama: Thanks John, we all know who’s in charge, but I need you folks to do
something for me. I’ve got to figure out how to turn this economy around
by 2012. Or you’re all going to be listening to stories about Moose hunting
the next time you want to meet with the President.
John Chambers: Don’t look at me. I voted for the old guy last time. Didn’t
think it would turn out this way.
Steve Westly: But I want to tell you about my approach to business, based
upon my eBay experience
Doerr: Yes Steve, we all know it’s better to be lucky than good, but that’
s not going to turn the economy around by 2012
Eric Schmidt: Look, these guys don’t know what they’re talking about. What
we need to do is open source government. Instead of hiring case workers to
manage welfare and unemployment offices, let’s just ask users to submit
ideas about how these underutilized resources can be used better. For
example, let’s sell advertising on the backs of shirts of welfare moms and
the unemployed, and then have them pick up trash on the freeways.
Obama: Hmm, I don’t know Eric…
Dick Costolo: @Woodside mansion. Pasta delicious!
Schmidt: OK. Another idea. Instead trying to figure this out ourselves, let
’s get on an advisory board of a country that’s working well, say, like
Sweden. We listen to their ideas, copy them, and then give the ideas away
for free. And we sell advertising on the backs of shirts of government
workers.
Steve Jobs: Yes, Schmitty, I know that’s how it works for you. But I think
we really need to revolutionize the way this country works. Like what if we
combine the prescription drug program, FEMA, and the National Endowment for
the Arts, into one thing. We’ll call it the iPFArt. Yes, that’s it…
Carol Bartz: $#@! You boys always think you know the answer. What the
country needs is tough love. Let’s cut, cut, cut back the federal employees
until we have one thing left that works. Who says we need to grow the
economy anyhow? This whole growth thing is over-rated. Why, while I was CEO
of Autodesk, for the first 10 years, I turned it from a billion dollar
company into a billion dollar company. Nobody complained. They just learned
to accept the status quo. That’s what this country needs. To just accept it!
Dick Costolo: cant believe i missed the office 2nite. steve carrell ROCKS!
Larry Ellison: Barack. The problem is you are measuring the economy with
someone else’s numbers. Instead you should be thinking like Kirk and the
Kobayashi Maru. If you don’t like the rules of the game, the change the
rules. Instead of publishing numbers about GDP, you need to be measuring the
economy with different metrics—how many new jobs there are in bankruptcy
law, increases in yacht sales, whatever!
Reed Hastings: I think we need to make army uniforms bright red. It must be
hard for you to find all those soldiers. Why not make them wear red so we
know what side they are on.
Mark Zuckerberg: Seriously, you guys are wasting my time. I’m sitting here
listening to you, while back at the Facebook offices, my colleagues are
inventing things that no one in this room will ever be capable of. Look,
Barack, if you want to cut the deficit, run all the government’s IT through
Facebook. All your employees are spending a couple of hours per day at work
using Facebook already, why not transfer all the government functions into
Facebook apps, so that that government workers can be more efficient doing
whatever it is they do, instead of having to hit the “boss” button to hide
Facebook every time they hear footsteps.
And if you don’t like my idea, %*@! It. Look, Tunisia and Egypt were just
beta for us at Facebook. We can overthrow your government in a few days. All
I have to do is push a button and I’ve got 5 million people protesting on
the Mall by Saturday.
Obama: Right, got it. All government functions on Facebook. But only if you
can get Russia to do the same.
Zuckerberg. Don’t be silly. I Skyped with Putin this morning. It’s a done
deal.
John Doerr: Hi everybody, thanks for coming. I just wanted to start out and
remind everybody here that you all work for me.
All: Understood
Obama: Thanks John, we all know who’s in charge, but I need you folks to do
something for me. I’ve got to figure out how to turn this economy around
by 2012. Or you’re all going to be listening to stories about Moose hunting
the next time you want to meet with the President.
John Chambers: Don’t look at me. I voted for the old guy last time. Didn’t
think it would turn out this way.
Steve Westly: But I want to tell you about my approach to business, based
upon my eBay experience
Doerr: Yes Steve, we all know it’s better to be lucky than good, but that’
s not going to turn the economy around by 2012
Eric Schmidt: Look, these guys don’t know what they’re talking about. What
we need to do is open source government. Instead of hiring case workers to
manage welfare and unemployment offices, let’s just ask users to submit
ideas about how these underutilized resources can be used better. For
example, let’s sell advertising on the backs of shirts of welfare moms and
the unemployed, and then have them pick up trash on the freeways.
Obama: Hmm, I don’t know Eric…
Dick Costolo: @Woodside mansion. Pasta delicious!
Schmidt: OK. Another idea. Instead trying to figure this out ourselves, let
’s get on an advisory board of a country that’s working well, say, like
Sweden. We listen to their ideas, copy them, and then give the ideas away
for free. And we sell advertising on the backs of shirts of government
workers.
Steve Jobs: Yes, Schmitty, I know that’s how it works for you. But I think
we really need to revolutionize the way this country works. Like what if we
combine the prescription drug program, FEMA, and the National Endowment for
the Arts, into one thing. We’ll call it the iPFArt. Yes, that’s it…
Carol Bartz: $#@! You boys always think you know the answer. What the
country needs is tough love. Let’s cut, cut, cut back the federal employees
until we have one thing left that works. Who says we need to grow the
economy anyhow? This whole growth thing is over-rated. Why, while I was CEO
of Autodesk, for the first 10 years, I turned it from a billion dollar
company into a billion dollar company. Nobody complained. They just learned
to accept the status quo. That’s what this country needs. To just accept it!
Dick Costolo: cant believe i missed the office 2nite. steve carrell ROCKS!
Larry Ellison: Barack. The problem is you are measuring the economy with
someone else’s numbers. Instead you should be thinking like Kirk and the
Kobayashi Maru. If you don’t like the rules of the game, the change the
rules. Instead of publishing numbers about GDP, you need to be measuring the
economy with different metrics—how many new jobs there are in bankruptcy
law, increases in yacht sales, whatever!
Reed Hastings: I think we need to make army uniforms bright red. It must be
hard for you to find all those soldiers. Why not make them wear red so we
know what side they are on.
Mark Zuckerberg: Seriously, you guys are wasting my time. I’m sitting here
listening to you, while back at the Facebook offices, my colleagues are
inventing things that no one in this room will ever be capable of. Look,
Barack, if you want to cut the deficit, run all the government’s IT through
Facebook. All your employees are spending a couple of hours per day at work
using Facebook already, why not transfer all the government functions into
Facebook apps, so that that government workers can be more efficient doing
whatever it is they do, instead of having to hit the “boss” button to hide
Facebook every time they hear footsteps.
And if you don’t like my idea, %*@! It. Look, Tunisia and Egypt were just
beta for us at Facebook. We can overthrow your government in a few days. All
I have to do is push a button and I’ve got 5 million people protesting on
the Mall by Saturday.
Obama: Right, got it. All government functions on Facebook. But only if you
can get Russia to do the same.
Zuckerberg. Don’t be silly. I Skyped with Putin this morning. It’s a done
deal.
x*r
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不是
l*i
6 楼
芝加哥人民表示亚特兰大已经在东部了
【在 r****a 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Georgia 讨论区 】
: 发信人: redtea (life is beautiful), 信区: Georgia
: 标 题: 恳求在亚特兰大地区金融保险统计类的猎头！
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 4 21:32:51 2011, 美东)
: 本人在东部，但是宝宝和宝爸都在亚特兰大附近小城市。我的专业觉得在东部找还行，
: 但是不知道在南部城市怎么找，现在根本没有头绪，连简历都不知道怎么投。 所以恳
: 求在亚特兰大地区猎头! 多谢啦！
【在 r****a 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Georgia 讨论区 】
: 发信人: redtea (life is beautiful), 信区: Georgia
: 标 题: 恳求在亚特兰大地区金融保险统计类的猎头！
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 4 21:32:51 2011, 美东)
: 本人在东部，但是宝宝和宝爸都在亚特兰大附近小城市。我的专业觉得在东部找还行，
: 但是不知道在南部城市怎么找，现在根本没有头绪，连简历都不知道怎么投。 所以恳
: 求在亚特兰大地区猎头! 多谢啦！
k*a
7 楼
I sent to sydney
follow the instruction for general
then follow the instruction for buffalo
good luck
【在 Z***U 的大作中提到】
: 在美国申请技术移民。
: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/pdf/kits/guides/EG7.pdf
: 这个 instruction 上面说寄到 Sydney
: http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/buffalo/imm/mailing_instru
: dition.aspx?lang=eng#IF_CANADA
: 这个网址说如果身在美国就寄到 Buffalo
: 请教大家。谢谢。
follow the instruction for general
then follow the instruction for buffalo
good luck
【在 Z***U 的大作中提到】
: 在美国申请技术移民。
: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/pdf/kits/guides/EG7.pdf
: 这个 instruction 上面说寄到 Sydney
: http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/buffalo/imm/mailing_instru
: dition.aspx?lang=eng#IF_CANADA
: 这个网址说如果身在美国就寄到 Buffalo
: 请教大家。谢谢。
w*g
8 楼
I don't know 1/3 of these CEOs.
and
do
hunting
’t
【在 m*****e 的大作中提到】
: Transcript of Obama tech meeting in Silicon Valley February 17, 2011
: John Doerr: Hi everybody, thanks for coming. I just wanted to start out and
: remind everybody here that you all work for me.
: All: Understood
: Obama: Thanks John, we all know who’s in charge, but I need you folks to do
: something for me. I’ve got to figure out how to turn this economy around
: by 2012. Or you’re all going to be listening to stories about Moose hunting
: the next time you want to meet with the President.
: John Chambers: Don’t look at me. I voted for the old guy last time. Didn’t
: think it would turn out this way.
and
do
hunting
’t
【在 m*****e 的大作中提到】
: Transcript of Obama tech meeting in Silicon Valley February 17, 2011
: John Doerr: Hi everybody, thanks for coming. I just wanted to start out and
: remind everybody here that you all work for me.
: All: Understood
: Obama: Thanks John, we all know who’s in charge, but I need you folks to do
: something for me. I’ve got to figure out how to turn this economy around
: by 2012. Or you’re all going to be listening to stories about Moose hunting
: the next time you want to meet with the President.
: John Chambers: Don’t look at me. I voted for the old guy last time. Didn’t
: think it would turn out this way.
l*i
9 楼
不是。这个玩意说不上什么味。也可以说没什么味。
m*e
10 楼
在美国申请的就是寄buffalo
B*n
11 楼
是叫大葱，但是和北方的京葱又不一样
m*d
12 楼
韭葱吧，大葱哪有扁扁叶子的，都是圆筒状的
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 是叫大葱，但是和北方的京葱又不一样
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 是叫大葱，但是和北方的京葱又不一样
l*z
13 楼
不是。炒腊肉很好吃的。。
s*n
14 楼
韭葱
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 是叫大葱，但是和北方的京葱又不一样
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 是叫大葱，但是和北方的京葱又不一样
y*a
15 楼
我以为是蒜呢
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8
【在 s**n 的大作中提到】
: 韭葱
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8
【在 s**n 的大作中提到】
: 韭葱
B*n
16 楼
我们在国内也叫这个大葱的，因为做羊肉的时候放超超超好吃
m*d
17 楼
国内没人吃这个东西，大葱是山东那种两米来高的甜甜的，国内和leek像是青蒜
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 我们在国内也叫这个大葱的，因为做羊肉的时候放超超超好吃
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 我们在国内也叫这个大葱的，因为做羊肉的时候放超超超好吃
B*n
18 楼
有啊，我家以前烧羊肉，就会撒一把这个，国内有的卖，各地名字不一样挺正常的吧
【在 m*****d 的大作中提到】
: 国内没人吃这个东西，大葱是山东那种两米来高的甜甜的，国内和leek像是青蒜
【在 m*****d 的大作中提到】
: 国内没人吃这个东西，大葱是山东那种两米来高的甜甜的，国内和leek像是青蒜
c*e
19 楼
美國沒有大葱卖。大葱的白茎特别的长。
【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leek
: 请鉴定，谢谢！
【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leek
: 请鉴定，谢谢！
N*y
20 楼
韩国店有
【在 c*********e 的大作中提到】
: 美國沒有大葱卖。大葱的白茎特别的长。
【在 c*********e 的大作中提到】
: 美國沒有大葱卖。大葱的白茎特别的长。
j*y
21 楼
不知道咋吃
【在 N******y 的大作中提到】
: 韩国店有
【在 N******y 的大作中提到】
: 韩国店有
l*z
22 楼
国内没有吧？国内的都是青蒜/蒜苗，和这个味道吃法差不多。。。
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 有啊，我家以前烧羊肉，就会撒一把这个，国内有的卖，各地名字不一样挺正常的吧
【在 B********n 的大作中提到】
: 有啊，我家以前烧羊肉，就会撒一把这个，国内有的卖，各地名字不一样挺正常的吧
B*n
23 楼
应该有的，亚洲也有的，最好记住的就是，宠物小精灵里有个大葱鸭，就带这个大葱。
。。
【在 l*****z 的大作中提到】
: 国内没有吧？国内的都是青蒜/蒜苗，和这个味道吃法差不多。。。
。。
【在 l*****z 的大作中提到】
: 国内没有吧？国内的都是青蒜/蒜苗，和这个味道吃法差不多。。。
j*p
24 楼
不是，不过炒肉还蛮好吃的
EA
25 楼
不是葱，葱叶是中空，这是蒜，叶扁的
【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leek
: 请鉴定，谢谢！
【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leek
: 请鉴定，谢谢！
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