原创:拥挤在地铁里# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on the subway. A dog is humping my leg"!
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hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on the subway. A dog is humping my leg"!
Welcome to visit my blog:
http://www.yuehaixiao.net/p/nyu-phd-teaches-grespeed-reading.ht