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原创:拥挤在地铁里# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
p*x
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Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on the subway. A dog is humping my leg"!
Welcome to visit my blog:
http://www.yuehaixiao.net/p/nyu-phd-teaches-grespeed-reading.ht
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n*i
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半透明的blog背景看着比较累。

feel
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【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
: hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
: my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
: complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
: ” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
: whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
: pets on the subway. A dog is humping my leg"!
: Welcome to visit my blog:
: http://www.yuehaixiao.net/p/nyu-phd-teaches-grespeed-reading.ht

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p*x
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Thank you for your feedback!
I will try to do sth about it...
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