[ONION] New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers'# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—
the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,
” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people
using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing
people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines
attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes
photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded
his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products
such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the
company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-
quality printers for the home and office.
SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—
the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,
” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people
using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing
people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines
attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes
photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded
his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products
such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the
company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-
quality printers for the home and office.
