zz有人在围脖发了一条“十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young”...于是就有了.# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
l*3
1 楼
第一次烤火鸡
我看别人说烤三到四个小时 鸡里温度到到一百八十度
我现在烤了不到三个小时 鸡里温度已经一百八十多了
我现在该怎么办？是以时间为准还是以鸡胸里的温度为准？
我看别人说烤三到四个小时 鸡里温度到到一百八十度
我现在烤了不到三个小时 鸡里温度已经一百八十多了
我现在该怎么办？是以时间为准还是以鸡胸里的温度为准？
c*n
2 楼
ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
immigrating from China in 2008.
Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
a karaoke bar.
On Sept. 8, the woma
kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
immigrating from China in 2008.
Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
a karaoke bar.
On Sept. 8, the woma
f*l
3 楼
年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everything's gone。纵使相逢应
不识，尘满面，hair's long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言
，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
不识，尘满面，hair's long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言
，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
l*3
4 楼
【在 l********3 的大作中提到】
: 第一次烤火鸡
: 我看别人说烤三到四个小时 鸡里温度到到一百八十度
: 我现在烤了不到三个小时 鸡里温度已经一百八十多了
: 我现在该怎么办？是以时间为准还是以鸡胸里的温度为准？
l*n
5 楼
Keyword:karaoke bar
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
f*l
6 楼
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆，let it be
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime
naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆，let it be
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime
naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
B*y
7 楼
以鸡肉的温度为准。
时间的长短，要看火鸡的重量，烤箱的温度，
还要你有没有放填充料在胸腔里。
【在 l********3 的大作中提到】
: 第一次烤火鸡
: 我看别人说烤三到四个小时 鸡里温度到到一百八十度
: 我现在烤了不到三个小时 鸡里温度已经一百八十多了
: 我现在该怎么办？是以时间为准还是以鸡胸里的温度为准？
时间的长短，要看火鸡的重量，烤箱的温度，
还要你有没有放填充料在胸腔里。
【在 l********3 的大作中提到】
: 第一次烤火鸡
: 我看别人说烤三到四个小时 鸡里温度到到一百八十度
: 我现在烤了不到三个小时 鸡里温度已经一百八十多了
: 我现在该怎么办？是以时间为准还是以鸡胸里的温度为准？
s*d
8 楼
a dumbass...but the report didn't say he is a student
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
r*e
9 楼
hybrid正流行
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everything's gone。纵使相逢应
: 不识，尘满面，hair's long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言
: ，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everything's gone。纵使相逢应
: 不识，尘满面，hair's long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言
: ，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
l*3
10 楼
谢谢
已经关火了
一百九十度了
我有填料在胸腔
【在 B**********y 的大作中提到】
: 以鸡肉的温度为准。
: 时间的长短，要看火鸡的重量，烤箱的温度，
: 还要你有没有放填充料在胸腔里。
已经关火了
一百九十度了
我有填料在胸腔
【在 B**********y 的大作中提到】
: 以鸡肉的温度为准。
: 时间的长短，要看火鸡的重量，烤箱的温度，
: 还要你有没有放填充料在胸腔里。
c*n
11 楼
here is the LA times report says he is on a student visa
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/womans-abduction-spotlights-
kidnappings-in-la-countys-chinese-immigrant-community.html
It began as a daytime trip to a Santa Anita shopping mall with a man she
met at a karaoke club.
But within hours, 21-year-old Liang would be crawling across the San
Bernardino desert floor bleeding from her neck and desperate for help. She
had met her alleged attacker just a week before her Sept. 8 kidnappin
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】
: a dumbass...but the report didn't say he is a student
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/womans-abduction-spotlights-
kidnappings-in-la-countys-chinese-immigrant-community.html
It began as a daytime trip to a Santa Anita shopping mall with a man she
met at a karaoke club.
But within hours, 21-year-old Liang would be crawling across the San
Bernardino desert floor bleeding from her neck and desperate for help. She
had met her alleged attacker just a week before her Sept. 8 kidnappin
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】
: a dumbass...but the report didn't say he is a student
Y*2
12 楼
哈哈笑死了。
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
: 云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
: 人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
: 身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
: 天生我材必有用，I can play football..
: 春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
: 问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
: 问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
: 春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
: 问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
: 云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
: 人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
: 身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
: 天生我材必有用，I can play football..
: 春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
: 问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
: 问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
: 春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
: 问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
s*d
13 楼
"a Chinese immigrant in the U.S. on a student visa"...hmmm, if he is on a
student visa, he is not an immigrant then
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: here is the LA times report says he is on a student visa
: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/womans-abduction-spotlights-
: kidnappings-in-la-countys-chinese-immigrant-community.html
: It began as a daytime trip to a Santa Anita shopping mall with a man she
: met at a karaoke club.
: But within hours, 21-year-old Liang would be crawling across the San
: Bernardino desert floor bleeding from her neck and desperate for help. She
: had met her alleged attacker just a week before her Sept. 8 kidnappin
student visa, he is not an immigrant then
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: here is the LA times report says he is on a student visa
: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/womans-abduction-spotlights-
: kidnappings-in-la-countys-chinese-immigrant-community.html
: It began as a daytime trip to a Santa Anita shopping mall with a man she
: met at a karaoke club.
: But within hours, 21-year-old Liang would be crawling across the San
: Bernardino desert floor bleeding from her neck and desperate for help. She
: had met her alleged attacker just a week before her Sept. 8 kidnappin
l*m
14 楼
我本以为中西结合体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”
，但当看到“黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹
在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后公子放出了大招：安能摧
眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！
，但当看到“黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹
在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后公子放出了大招：安能摧
眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！
d*u
15 楼
+ free car pool to remote area.
【在 l******n 的大作中提到】
: Keyword:karaoke bar
【在 l******n 的大作中提到】
: Keyword:karaoke bar
d*0
16 楼
太牛了！ 虽然英文部分稍嫌白话无厘头。
J*h
17 楼
结论：少K歌，多爬山。
at
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
at
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
r*y
18 楼
原来都是 韵律
v*e
19 楼
f*cking animal... hope he gets life in prison.
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: ALHAMBRA -- A Chinese immigrant has been charged in a vicious
: kidnapping-for-ransom case involving a 21-year-old San Gabriel Valley
: woman who was left for dead after having her throat slashed.
: DeQiang Song, 24, was charged Monday in Alhambra Superior Court in
: connection with the Sept. 8 incident.
: Song moved to the Los Angeles area from Chicago in July after
: immigrating from China in 2008.
: Prosecutors say Song had met the woman about a week before the attack at
: a karaoke bar.
: On Sept. 8, the woma
g*j
20 楼
为啥我就没觉得有啥惊艳之处？看来我的英语实在太差了
【在 l*****m 的大作中提到】
: 我本以为中西结合体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”
: ，但当看到“黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹
: 在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后公子放出了大招：安能摧
: 眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！
【在 l*****m 的大作中提到】
: 我本以为中西结合体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”
: ，但当看到“黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹
: 在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后公子放出了大招：安能摧
: 眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！
h*h
21 楼
爬山教牧师?
【在 J******h 的大作中提到】
: 结论：少K歌，多爬山。
:
: at
d*8
22 楼
这些很牵强很无厘头啊
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
: 云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
: 人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
: 身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
: 天生我材必有用，I can play football..
: 春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
: 问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
: 问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
: 春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
: 问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
【在 f*******l 的大作中提到】
: 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
: 云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
: 人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
: 身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
: 天生我材必有用，I can play football..
: 春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
: 问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
: 问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
: 春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
: 问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
y*3
23 楼
is the woman dead or not?
Z*l
24 楼
所谓平仄和韵律，反正念着顺口就行。
【在 d*******8 的大作中提到】
: 这些很牵强很无厘头啊
【在 d*******8 的大作中提到】
: 这些很牵强很无厘头啊
v*e
25 楼
貌似是剩了半条命
【在 y****3 的大作中提到】
: is the woman dead or not?
【在 y****3 的大作中提到】
: is the woman dead or not?
c*n
26 楼
这女的命大，绳子勒脖子没死，又被刀子割喉，被扔在沙漠中等死，最后自己从沙漠中
爬了出来
【在 y****3 的大作中提到】
: is the woman dead or not?
爬了出来
【在 y****3 的大作中提到】
: is the woman dead or not?
v*e
27 楼
快去娶了来，此女将来必成大事，至少是个李彦宏或者潘石毅老婆的当量。
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 这女的命大，绳子勒脖子没死，又被刀子割喉，被扔在沙漠中等死，最后自己从沙漠中
: 爬了出来
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 这女的命大，绳子勒脖子没死，又被刀子割喉，被扔在沙漠中等死，最后自己从沙漠中
: 爬了出来
m*g
28 楼
毙了或者电椅算了，省得浪费我们的税钱。
【在 v****e 的大作中提到】
: f*cking animal... hope he gets life in prison.
【在 v****e 的大作中提到】
: f*cking animal... hope he gets life in prison.
s*c
29 楼
扔沙漠里饿死算了
不要浪费子弹和电费
【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】
: 毙了或者电椅算了，省得浪费我们的税钱。
不要浪费子弹和电费
【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】
: 毙了或者电椅算了，省得浪费我们的税钱。
v*e
30 楼
其实当场击毙最省钱。电机或者注射死刑，先关好几年，白吃白住，然后那个死刑本身
的成本好像是一百万美元左右。
【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】
: 毙了或者电椅算了，省得浪费我们的税钱。
的成本好像是一百万美元左右。
【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】
: 毙了或者电椅算了，省得浪费我们的税钱。
m*g
31 楼
建议甚好，请拟一可行性报告。
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 扔沙漠里饿死算了
: 不要浪费子弹和电费
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 扔沙漠里饿死算了
: 不要浪费子弹和电费
z*n
32 楼
应该tjjtds
【在 v****e 的大作中提到】
: 其实当场击毙最省钱。电机或者注射死刑，先关好几年，白吃白住，然后那个死刑本身
: 的成本好像是一百万美元左右。
【在 v****e 的大作中提到】
: 其实当场击毙最省钱。电机或者注射死刑，先关好几年，白吃白住，然后那个死刑本身
: 的成本好像是一百万美元左右。
s*d
33 楼
你去吧，知道你好这口，ＬＯＬ
【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 应该tjjtds
【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 应该tjjtds
J*h
34 楼
强制劳动改造，拯救他的灵魂
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 扔沙漠里饿死算了
: 不要浪费子弹和电费
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 扔沙漠里饿死算了
: 不要浪费子弹和电费
g*n
35 楼
资本主义美国把一个好好的中国青年变成啥样子了？ 来了就学坏
s*c
36 楼
难道是听信了LA美女多，来了发现上当受骗，自暴自弃了？
【在 g******n 的大作中提到】
: 资本主义美国把一个好好的中国青年变成啥样子了？ 来了就学坏
【在 g******n 的大作中提到】
: 资本主义美国把一个好好的中国青年变成啥样子了？ 来了就学坏
g*n
37 楼
不可能，我这么挑剔的，来了这边都看花眼了，何况一个未经人事的小公鸡
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 难道是听信了LA美女多，来了发现上当受骗，自暴自弃了？
【在 s**c 的大作中提到】
: 难道是听信了LA美女多，来了发现上当受骗，自暴自弃了？
c*n
38 楼
沈阳来的学生visa， 好像是个惯犯
【在 g******n 的大作中提到】
: 资本主义美国把一个好好的中国青年变成啥样子了？ 来了就学坏
【在 g******n 的大作中提到】
: 资本主义美国把一个好好的中国青年变成啥样子了？ 来了就学坏
g*n
39 楼
东北出胡子
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 沈阳来的学生visa， 好像是个惯犯
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 沈阳来的学生visa， 好像是个惯犯
q*8
40 楼
记得前几天还有女生上来找卡普去vegas呢，血淋淋的教训阿
g*u
41 楼
同意,看来mit需要实名制.
【在 q*********8 的大作中提到】
: 记得前几天还有女生上来找卡普去vegas呢，血淋淋的教训阿
【在 q*********8 的大作中提到】
: 记得前几天还有女生上来找卡普去vegas呢，血淋淋的教训阿
q*8
42 楼
网络不要，现实要，尤其是女生，有时候把网上距离混同日常生活距离，一千个
艾迪都是正常人，就一个罪犯，万一碰上了也是后悔都来不及
【在 g******u 的大作中提到】
: 同意,看来mit需要实名制.
艾迪都是正常人，就一个罪犯，万一碰上了也是后悔都来不及
【在 g******u 的大作中提到】
: 同意,看来mit需要实名制.
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