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Don’t Copy, if u can’t Paste

Don’t Copy, if u can’t Paste# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

C*k2011-12-01 08:12

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【以下文字转载自 EE 讨论区】
发信人: ChrisBlack (黑魁), 信区: EE
标题: 询问一下南加州模拟芯片设计师的薪水水平
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Mar 3 12:15:59 2012, 美东)
最近刚拿到绿卡，正在考虑动一下。各位了解南加州模拟电路设计师的平均薪水情况么
？PhD，5年工作经验，优良的投片记录。谢谢！

g*a2011-12-01 08:12

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新装的厨房用的大理石台面，水会渗透进去，就会变颜色。
有人教要喷些什么剂，可以防止变颜色，这个喷剂安全吗？
毕竟每天要跟它打交道。。。
谢谢！

e*o2011-12-01 08:12

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An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from
burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Don’t Copy, if u can’t Paste

Y*n2011-12-01 08:12

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granite sealer

t*r2011-12-01 08:12

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haha, hilarious.

【在 e*******o 的大作中提到】

: An inspirational speaker said:
: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
: wife.”
: Audience was in shock and silence.
: He added:
: “She was my mother”
: A big round of applause & laughter!
: A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
: After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my

g*a2011-12-01 08:12

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用这个简单地喷一下就可以，还是要花功夫喷磨擦？
另这个安全吗？
谢谢！
在 YesMan (Yes Man!) 的大作中提到: 】