不得不转～～～ (转载) - 未名空间MITBBS历史存档

国际科技财经博客移民网络热点娱乐民生时事公众号

Redian新闻

>未名空间

>Joke - 肚皮舞运动

不得不转～～～ (转载)

不得不转～～～ (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

w*g2011-12-05 08:12

1 楼

我的refin结束了，closing cost里：
10.01－10.21付之前的loan的interest，
10.18－10.31付新loan本月剩下的interest。
这样，我多付了4天的interest。请问，这样是合理的吗？
谢谢！

d*92011-12-05 08:12

2 楼

- Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
one month.
- Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered;
they'll just document for 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
deliver a baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells his wife this is not the RIGHT baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby
in 9 months.

c*t2011-12-05 08:12

3 楼

Not really, you pay what you owe

i*a2011-12-05 08:12

4 楼

- Client is the one who doesn't understand why it takes 9 months to deliver,
and why it is only baby and not a full-grown adult with a body of arnold
schwarzenegger and IQ of 160 at the time of delivery.

baby.
no
ll

【在 d******9 的大作中提到】

: - Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
: one month.
: - Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
: - Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine
: babies in one month.
: - Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
: - Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
: man and woman are available.
: - Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
: produce a child with zero resources.

w*g2011-12-05 08:12

5 楼

就是说，我需要跟escrow交涉，要回这中间重复的部分是吗？我只是想知道业内是怎么
处理这个问题的。

【在 c*******t 的大作中提到】

: Not really, you pay what you owe