最近看见这个笑话好几次了# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the
passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy
class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any
empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy
class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the
commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat
next to an unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have
reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started
applauding, some standing on their feet."
passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I
can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats
are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy
class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any
empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy
class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the
commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat
next to an unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have
reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started
applauding, some standing on their feet."
