Chinatown (1974)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well
, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go
and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they
stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they
screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon
or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home
and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit
and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then
he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute
, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin'
sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets
up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says
, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071315/
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well
, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go
and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they
stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they
screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon
or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home
and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit
and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then
he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute
, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin'
sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets
up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says
, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071315/