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You Dropped Your Bible and I Saw Your Thong - m4w
I was walking down the sidewalk and you, a very good looking woman from the
backside, dropped what appeared to be the Holy Bible, bent to pick it up,
and through no fault of my own, I saw your thong...and wow.
I know Jesus spent some time with Mary Magdalene, and likely she wore next
to nothing under those sackcloths, but I have to admit, your short skirt and
fluorescent pink thong were way sexier, and made me want to get to "know"
you, in the Biblical sense, of course.
I'm not Christian, but if we can stick to the basic 10 Commandments and
leave the Pope out of it, I think we'll be ok.
Oh, by the way, I was the very tall, tan, curly-haired, non-Christian
gentleman walking behind you.
Location: Church
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interests
Posting ID: 331893376
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I was walking down the sidewalk and you, a very good looking woman from the
backside, dropped what appeared to be the Holy Bible, bent to pick it up,
and through no fault of my own, I saw your thong...and wow.
I know Jesus spent some time with Mary Magdalene, and likely she wore next
to nothing under those sackcloths, but I have to admit, your short skirt and
fluorescent pink thong were way sexier, and made me want to get to "know"
you, in the Biblical sense, of course.
I'm not Christian, but if we can stick to the basic 10 Commandments and
leave the Pope out of it, I think we'll be ok.
Oh, by the way, I was the very tall, tan, curly-haired, non-Christian
gentleman walking behind you.
Location: Church
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
Posting ID: 331893376
email to a friend
