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a*e2013-05-15 07:05

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方法：在linkedin里search “学校名 software engineer”（例如 “Facebook
software engineer”）， location 选United States，current company 选该公司名
（例如 “Facebook”）。然后查看school。
查询结果如下：
格式：（人数）学校名
Google: （谷歌）
(610) Stanford University
(473) University of California, Berkeley
(457) Carnegie Mellon University
(389) Massachusetts Institute of Technology
(246) University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Microsoft: （微软）
(1178) University of Washington
(284) University of Mumbai
(256) University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
(228) Carnegie Mellon University
(223) University of Waterloo
Facebook: （脸书）
(108) Stanford University
(74) Carnegie Mellon University
(72) University of California, Berkeley
(54) University of Washington
(53) Tsinghua University
Amazon: （亚马逊）
(376) University of Washington
(147) University of Waterloo
(129) Carnegie Mellon University
(117) University of Mumbai
(110) University of Florida
Twitter: （推特）
(47) University of California, Berkeley
(36) Stanford University
(26) Carnegie Mellon University
(23) Massachusetts Institute of Technology
(15) Tsinghua University
Linkedin：
(73) University of California, Berkeley
(64) Stanford University
(43) San Jose State University
(40) Carnegie Mellon University
(20) Tsinghua University
Apple: （苹果）
(183) San Jose State University
(168) Stanford University
(152) University of California, Berkeley
(113) Carnegie Mellon University
(89) California Polytechnic State University-San Luis Obispo

a*y2013-05-15 07:05

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my company's lawyer is good in general. but it still takes some time for
them to finish the whole process.
I already have the new health form ready, can I just mail out myself?

d*f2013-05-15 07:05

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怎么才能知道女人是爱我的深度还是爱我的长度？

A*i2013-05-15 07:05

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这几个数据啥都不能说明
GFL还有苹果连san jose state university都上榜了，这算啥名校？不如说地理位置好
算了
亚马逊和微软烙印聚集所以总从印度直接搬人，看学校就知道了
剩下几所名校不是因为大公司喜欢招名校，是因为这几所学校毕业不是去开公司就是去
大公司学怎么开公司
基本上数据没有啥说服力

g*l2013-05-15 07:05

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跟律师打个招呼，可以自己寄

R*a2013-05-15 07:05

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博导深度是多少？

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】

: 怎么才能知道女人是爱我的深度还是爱我的长度？

p*32013-05-15 07:05

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sjsu的都是在那做recruiter的，business的，基本没有engineer

s*12013-05-15 07:05

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跟律师打招呼就是知会一下而不是取得同意对吧？
485按说是跟公司无关对吗？只要自己回复应该就可以了。

【在 g*****l 的大作中提到】

: 跟律师打个招呼，可以自己寄

i*02013-05-15 07:05

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深度怎么个用法？

f*a2013-05-15 07:05

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最牛就是sjsu了。

N*m2013-05-15 07:05

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@deepthroat

【在 R***a 的大作中提到】

: 博导深度是多少？

b*n2013-05-15 07:05

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还有ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ　ｏｆ　ｍｕｍｂａｉ

g*n2013-05-15 07:05

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同时爱你深度和长度的肯定是gay了。

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】

: 怎么才能知道女人是爱我的深度还是爱我的长度？

i*y2013-05-15 07:05

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公司总的员工数减去这些名校的就是非名校去的。可以看看是名校去的毕业生多还是非
名校去的毕业生多。

【在 a********e 的大作中提到】

: 方法：在linkedin里search “学校名 software engineer”（例如 “Facebook
: software engineer”）， location 选United States，current company 选该公司名
: （例如 “Facebook”）。然后查看school。
: 查询结果如下：
: 格式：（人数）学校名
: Google: （谷歌）
: (610) Stanford University
: (473) University of California, Berkeley
: (457) Carnegie Mellon University
: (389) Massachusetts Institute of Technology

N*m2013-05-15 07:05

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染个金色长发，就可以和vita百年好合了

【在 g******n 的大作中提到】

: 同时爱你深度和长度的肯定是gay了。

c*p2013-05-15 07:05

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sjsu 全美第2.。。。。竟然被你这么鄙视。。。

【在 A*****i 的大作中提到】

: 这几个数据啥都不能说明
: GFL还有苹果连san jose state university都上榜了，这算啥名校？不如说地理位置好
: 算了
: 亚马逊和微软烙印聚集所以总从印度直接搬人，看学校就知道了
: 剩下几所名校不是因为大公司喜欢招名校，是因为这几所学校毕业不是去开公司就是去
: 大公司学怎么开公司
: 基本上数据没有啥说服力

g*n2013-05-15 07:05

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大家又来糟蹋博导了。

【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】

: 染个金色长发，就可以和vita百年好合了

A*i2013-05-15 07:05

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你是认真的？
难道蓝翔是大陆第一么？

【在 c********p 的大作中提到】

: sjsu 全美第2.。。。。竟然被你这么鄙视。。。

a*r2013-05-15 07:05

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你们都没有得到它：伸度。

z*e2013-05-15 07:05

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你把我们电大放哪？

【在 A*****i 的大作中提到】

: 你是认真的？
: 难道蓝翔是大陆第一么？

l*y2013-05-15 07:05

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都爱的是真爱。

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】

: 怎么才能知道女人是爱我的深度还是爱我的长度？

c*p2013-05-15 07:05

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当然认真的了。。。
你去问问，sjsu是不是第2！

【在 A*****i 的大作中提到】

: 你是认真的？
: 难道蓝翔是大陆第一么？

t*n2013-05-15 07:05

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想念你的好，想念你的妙，想念你白色袜子，和你身上的味道。

s*e2013-05-15 07:05

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University of Mumbai 居然也有，看来有些公司被老印搞垮也是有原因的。

g*n2013-05-15 07:05

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博导那活儿不伸展时，只显示俩字"余恨"。伸展开一看，中间一部全本的白话聊斋

【在 a*******r 的大作中提到】

: 你们都没有得到它：伸度。

I*s2013-05-15 07:05

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Look at this:
http://www.scholarshipforusa.com/2009/01/the-truth-about-indian
Companies ruined or almost ruined by imported Indian labor
Adaptec – Indian CEO Subramanian Sundaresh fired.
AIG (signed outsourcing deal in 2007 in Europe with Accenture Indian frauds,
collapsed in 2009)
AirBus (Qantas plane plunged 650 feet injuring passengers when its computer
system written by India disengaged the auto-pilot).
Apple – R&D CLOSED in India in 2006.
Apple – Indian national and former Goldman Sachs board member Rajat Gupta
charged with leaking Intel and Apple secrets over the phone.
Australia’s National Australia Bank (Outsourced jobs to India in 2007,
nationwide ATM and account failure in late 2010).
Barclays Bank – UK executive management was corrupted by Shriti Vadera, the
Indian-origin economist. His advice led Barclay’s CEO and other execs to
rig Libor interest rates.
Bell Labs (Arun Netravalli took over, closed, turned into a shopping mall)
Boeing Dreamliner ES software (written by HCL, banned by FAA)
Bristol-Myers-Squibb (Trade Secrets and documents stolen in U.S. by Indian
national guest worker)
Caymas – Startup run by Indian CEO, French director of dev, Chinese tech
lead. Closed after 5 years of sucking VC out of America.
Caterpillar misses earnings a mere 4 months after outsourcing to India, Inc.
Circuit City – Outsourced all IT to Indian-run IBM and went bankrupt
shortly thereafter.
Cisco – destroyed by Indian labor, laid off 55,000 in 2012, going down the
drain.
ComAir crew system run by 100% Indian IT workers caused the 12/25/05 U.S.
airport shutdown when they used a short int instead of a long int
Computer Associates – Former CEO Sanjay Kumar, an Indian national,
sentenced to 12 years in federal prison for accounting fraud.
Deloitte – 2010 – this Indian-packed consulting company is being sued
under RICO fraud charges by Marin Country, California for a failed solution.
Dell – call center (closed in India)
Delta call centers (closed in India)
Duke University – Massive scientific fraud by Indian national Dr. Anil
Potti discovered in 2012.
Enron, WorldCom, Qwest, and Tyco all hired large numbers of foreign workers
from India before their scandals.
Fannie Mae – Hired large numbers of Indians, had to be bailed out. Indian
logic bomb creator found guilty and sent to prison.
Goldman Sachs – Kunil Shah, VP & Managing Director – GS had to be bailed
out by US taxpayers for $550 BILLION.
GM – Was booming in 2006, signed $300 million outsourcing deal with Wipro
that same year, went bankrupt 3 years later
HP – Got out of the PC hardware business in 2011 and can’t compete with
Apple’s tablets. HP was taken over by Indians and Chinese in 2001. So much
for ‘Asian’ talent!
HSBC ATMs (software taken over by Indians, failed in 2006)
IBM bill collecting system for Austin, TX failed in 2012 written by Indians
at IBM
Intel Whitefield processor project (cancelled, Indian staff canned)
Intel – Trade secret stolen by Indian national Biswamohan Pani in 2012.
JetStar Airways computer failure brings down Christchurch airport on 9/17/11
. JetStar is owned by Quantas – which is know to have outsourced to India,
Inc.
JP Morgan – Outsourced subsidiary & IT integration to India in 2009 for $
400 million, lost $2 billion in 2012.
Kodak: Outsourced to India in 2006, filed for bankruptcy in Jan, 2012.
Lehman (Jasjit Bhattal ruined the company. Spectramind software bought by
Wipro, ruined, trashed by Indian programmers)
London Olympics 2012 Security – Botched by India’s G4S
Medicare – Defrauded by Indian national doctor Arun Sharma & wife in the U.
S.
Microsoft – Employs over 35,000 H-1Bs. Stock used to be $100. Today it’s
lucky to be over $25. Not to mention that Vista thing.
MIPS – Taken over by Indian national Sandeep Vij in 2010, being sold off in
2012.
MIT Media Lab Asia (canceled)
MyNines – A startup founded and run by Indian national Apar Kothari went
belly up after throwing millions of America’s VC $ down the drain.
Nomura Securities – (In 2011 “struggling to compete on the world stage”).
No wonder because Jasjit Bhattal formerly of failed Lehman ran it. See
Lehman above.
PeopleSoft (Taken over by Indians in 2000, collapsed).
PepsiCo – Slides from #1 to #3 during Indian CEO Indra Nooyi’ watch.
Polycom – Former senior executive Sunil Bhalla charged with insider trading.
Qantas – See AirBus above
Quark (Alukah Kamar CEO, fired, lost 60% of its customers to Adobe because
Indian-written QuarkExpress 6 was a failure)
Reebok – Massive fraud and theft in India second in size only to Satyam
fraud
Rolls Royce (Sent aircraft engine work to India in 2006, engines delayed for
Boeing 787, and failed on at least 2 Quantas planes in 2010, cost Rolls $
500m).
SAP – Same as Deloitte above in 2010.
Singapore airlines (IT functions taken over in 2009 by TCS, website trashed
in August, 2011)
Skype (Madhu Yarlagadda fired)
State of Indiana $867 million FAILED IBM project, IBM being sued
State of New York – Hired Indian-infested CSC in 1998 to build a new system
, was 33 months late and $166 million over budget, a cost overrun of 47
percent. And then the system failed. So much for “they can do it better,
cheaper, faster”. CSC also holds the sole contract for NC’s Medicaid
system redesign. That project is hundreds of millions over budget and years
late. India, Inc. is taking its time to maximize the amount it can grift out
of America.
State of Texas failed IBM project.
Sun Micro (Taken over by Indian and Chinese workers in 2001, collapsed, had
to be sold off to Oracle).
UK’s NHS outsourced numerous jobs including health records to India in mid-
2000 resulting in $26 billion over budget.
Union Bank of California – Cancelled Finacle project run by India’s
InfoSys in 2011.
United – call center (closed in India)
US Navy F-18 jet crashes into Virginia apartment building on 4/6/12 after
outsourcing F-18 work to India’s Tata.
Victorian Order of Nurses, Canada (Payroll system screwed up by SAP/IBM in
mid-2011)
Virgin Atlantic (software written in India caused cloud IT failure)
World Bank (Indian fraudsters BANNED for 3 years because they stole data).
I could post the whole list here but I don’t want to crash any servers.

【在 s*****e 的大作中提到】

: University of Mumbai 居然也有，看来有些公司被老印搞垮也是有原因的。