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茅坑惊魂，该如何是好

茅坑惊魂，该如何是好# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

Y*n2013-06-05 07:06

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【以下文字转载自 Working 讨论区】
发信人: MaxFails (TimeOut), 信区: Working
标题: 茅坑惊魂，该如何是好
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 5 17:15:20 2013, 美东)
这事有点绕，
长话短说
大约两个多月前，
有一天上班实在有些困了
躲在厕所里想眯一会
结果这次竟然睡着了
可恶的是竟然还打呼噜了
更可怕的是我被人狠拍厕所格门吓醒了
出来假装洗手
发现竟是公司大老板
他平时根本不来我们楼的啊
当时脑袋都木了
都忘了说啥了
。。。
之后提心吊胆N多天
结果没两天
我们组的一个韩国人被开了
他连招呼也没打
我到处打听原因
据说是performance不好
又提心吊胆N多天
后来就好像风平浪静了
我刚把心放下
结果上个月和我们头出去开会
在一起吃牛排时闲聊时
他告诉我说其实是因为
发现他工作时间睡觉
老板让他找个理由把他辞了
我当时一听就一口啃在骨头上
差点崩掉门牙
惊得我说不出话来
都没敢接下茬
回去心里遥祭那哥们替我挨了子弹
内疚了N多天
心里也暗下决心
以后好好干活
不偷懒
。。。
这个周一
我正拿杯饮料在走廊里溜达
飞来横祸
结果竟又和大老板打了个照面
赶紧点下头，夹紧杯子溜了
。。。
今天我们头儿竟然被开了
一整天都在狐疑
是不是因为我啊，
老板以为头儿骗他
没开除睡觉的？
如果是，也要共进退了
不过，会因为这点儿小事么？
不会自作多情吧。
整个一天都吓de异常清醒。
茅坑睡觉害死人啊！

R*d2013-06-05 07:06

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hahahaaha, good one

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: 【以下文字转载自 Working 讨论区】
: 发信人: MaxFails (TimeOut), 信区: Working
: 标题: 茅坑惊魂，该如何是好
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 5 17:15:20 2013, 美东)
: 这事有点绕，
: 长话短说
: 大约两个多月前，
: 有一天上班实在有些困了
: 躲在厕所里想眯一会
: 结果这次竟然睡着了

n*b2013-06-05 07:06

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人品都败光了

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R*d2013-06-05 07:06

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There once was a priest who loved to golf. He was pretty good at it and had
two nuns as an entourage who would follow him around and watch him play. One
Saturday the priest was shooting a great round, when he came upon the
eighth hole. He started off with a beautiful drive to down the fareway, and
a nice chip to the green. When he goes to putt the ball it rolls straight
for the hole, swerves, misses rolls down the hill and into the lake. The
priest enraged by this flub in an otherwise perfect round takes out his sand
wedge, bends it over his knee, and hurls it at a tree. He then screams at
the top of his lungs:
"GODDAMNIT, I missed!"
The two nuns are shocked and berate him saying, "You shouldn't swear or GOD
will get you."
The priest, a little abashed decides to continue his round. Amazingly, he
finds that his game is improving. However when he gets to the thirteenth
hole he drives a wicked slice into the water hazard, takes his penalty and
winds up ont he green one under par. He putts the ball, it rolls straight
for the hole swerves rolls down the hill and into a gopher hole. The priest,
red with anger, takes his favorite driver and bashes it on a nearby rock
screaming:
"GODDAMNIT, I missed!"
The two nuns stare at him and say, "We're warning you, curb your swearing or
GOD will get you."
The priest ignoring them continues with his game and manages to turn things
around so that by the time he is at the eighteenth hole he is shooting
almost as good as his personal best. He drives the ball from the tee on a
par four to within two feet of the cup. If he makes his next putt he will
beat the clubhouse record. He lines up his putt, swings, it rolls toward the
hole swerves, hits a rock bounces towards the lake where just before it
hits the water, a fish leaps up out of the water swallows the ball and dives
away. This makes the priest so furious that he takes his entire bag and
hurls it into the lake, screaming after the fish:
"GODDAMNIT, I missed!"
The two nuns aghast declare, "That does it, now GOD is going to get you."
Suddenly, dark clouds begin to gather, thunder booms, and lightning strikes
the two nuns dead disintegrated. And a big booming voice shouts:
"DAMNIT, I missed"

【在 R******d 的大作中提到】

: hahahaaha, good one

M*n2013-06-05 07:06

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我还以为就我会躲厕所睡觉...

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s*l2013-06-05 07:06

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惊魂之后要留胡子，这样大老板就对不上号了。那谁说对了，老中不留胡子就是不行。

k*l2013-06-05 07:06

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lol

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l*g2013-06-05 07:06

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除了整容没别的路了

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i*02013-06-05 07:06

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两尺的putt下手也太重了吧。前后矛盾呀。

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【在 R******d 的大作中提到】

: There once was a priest who loved to golf. He was pretty good at it and had
: two nuns as an entourage who would follow him around and watch him play. One
: Saturday the priest was shooting a great round, when he came upon the
: eighth hole. He started off with a beautiful drive to down the fareway, and
: a nice chip to the green. When he goes to putt the ball it rolls straight
: for the hole, swerves, misses rolls down the hill and into the lake. The
: priest enraged by this flub in an otherwise perfect round takes out his sand
: wedge, bends it over his knee, and hurls it at a tree. He then screams at
: the top of his lungs:
: "GODDAMNIT, I missed!"

i*02013-06-05 07:06

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还有这段，一点都不make sense

However when he gets to the thirteenth
hole he drives a wicked slice into the water hazard, takes his penalty and
winds up ont he green one under par.

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d*02013-06-05 07:06

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靠，大老版生气的是你占着茅坑不拉屎啊。谁有病听见打呼噜就去拍厕所门啊。

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Y*n2013-06-05 07:06

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哈哈。老闆不是有「騎在頭上拉屎」的權力嗎。出去隨便逮個人就行了。

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: 靠，大老版生气的是你占着茅坑不拉屎啊。谁有病听见打呼噜就去拍厕所门啊。