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美国280万户“房奴”遭银行收楼 富人进断供群体 新华网
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 15 09:22:03 2010, 美东)
看样子美国人要集体抓狂了
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美国280万户“房奴”遭银行收楼 富人进断供群体 新华网
美国一份最新报告显示,美国280万户家庭2009年收到丧失抵押房产赎回权通知,
创历史纪录;这一数字今年预计将持续增长。
丢房浪潮
美国RealtyTrac公司14日发布报告说,2009年接到丧失抵押房产赎回权通知的美国
家庭数量比2008年增加21%。每45户家庭中就有一家接到类似通知,包括丧失抵押房产
赎回权通知、房产拍卖日程和银行没收房产通知等。
遏制抵押房产赎回权丧失浪潮是美国房地产市场止跌企稳和实体经济复苏重要一步
。丧失赎回权的抵押房产通常大比例折价出售,带动周围房产价格下跌。
丧失抵押房产赎回权和房价下跌致使地方政府相关税收减少,拖累地方经济。虽然
美国一些城市房价已企稳,但仍比2006年年中全美价格水平下跌30%。
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w*g
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It took me 1 minute:
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This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
it once and I didn't like it.
Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.
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N*n
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Nonsense. The worst thing to do is to rescue these toxic mortgages.
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M*m
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took me 1 minute to read it.
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c*7
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的确,现在有很多原先收入稳定的中产阶级开始被迫卖房了。主要原因就是因为收入下
降,或者失业或者疾病等等,被迫开始卖房了。
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o*1
6
less than 10 seconds

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【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
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: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

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q*n
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NND, 什么时候硅谷这边也跟进一下, 让本WSN也做做地主.
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w*g
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good. it took me awhile just to parse the relationship between the persons.

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m*w
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but i also see many buying 2nd house.

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: 的确,现在有很多原先收入稳定的中产阶级开始被迫卖房了。主要原因就是因为收入下
: 降,或者失业或者疾病等等,被迫开始卖房了。

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a*e
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看开头我还以为是gay笑话

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【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
: ---------------
: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

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b*a
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效率很高
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H*g
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more than 1 min
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b*d
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0 second
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m*y
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太老了,美国没独立那年就有了。原来是美国人去回访英国佬,马、猎枪、高尔夫球道
、游艇等等都只用过一次,最后抖一独生子包袱。
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wy
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为什么你需要一分钟?

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【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
: ---------------
: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

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h*k
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最后第三个人来的时候看糊涂了
是不是说这是我唯一的儿子,因为试过一次不喜欢?
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t*3
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花了我一分钟来查字典,又花了十分钟来读通了全文,最后花了我一秒钟理解了全文。
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