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烙印说： 你的奶牛老掉牙了， 我帮您把它宰了，
http://www.wired.com/business/2014/03/beginning-of-end-for-wind
我会给您喂一只老大的cash pig,去拱Goog的午餐。。。
大牛小牛们闻风而逃。。。
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2109223/xbox-chief-whitten-leave
奶牛死后， 烙印说我们得省钱了。 外包省钱， 烙印
签证工省钱。。。
传说中的老大的cash pig,永远不会出现的。。。
烙印也不会care. 目的达到。
欢迎来俱乐部ITRelief：
http://www.mitbbs.com/club_bbsdoc/ITRelief.html
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ original story :
Once upon a time there was an emperor whose only interest in life was to
dress up in fashionable clothes. He kept changing his clothes so that people
could admire him.
Once, two thieves decided to teach him a lesson.
They told the emperor that they were very fine tailors and could sew a
lovely new suit for him. It would be so light and fine that it would seem
invisible. Only those who were stupid could not see it. The emperor was very
excited and ordered the new tailors to begin their work.
One day, the king asked the prime minister to go and see how much work the
two tailors had done. He saw the two men moving scissors in the air but he
could see no cloth! He kept quiet for fear of being called stupid and
ignorant. Instead, he praised the fabric and said it was marvellous.
Finally, the emperor’s new dress was ready. He could see nothing but he too
did not want to appear stupid. He admired the dress and thanked the tailors
. He was asked to parade down the street for all to see the new clothes. The
emperor paraded down the main street. The people could only see a naked
emperor but no one admitted it for fear of being thought stupid.
They foolishly praised the invisible fabric and the colours. The emperor was
very happy.
At last, a child cried out, “The emperor is naked!”
Soon everyone began to murmur the same thing and very soon all shouted, “
The emperor is not wearing anything!”
The emperor realised the truth but preferred to believe that his people were
stupid.
http://www.wired.com/business/2014/03/beginning-of-end-for-wind
我会给您喂一只老大的cash pig,去拱Goog的午餐。。。
大牛小牛们闻风而逃。。。
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2109223/xbox-chief-whitten-leave
奶牛死后， 烙印说我们得省钱了。 外包省钱， 烙印
签证工省钱。。。
传说中的老大的cash pig,永远不会出现的。。。
烙印也不会care. 目的达到。
欢迎来俱乐部ITRelief：
http://www.mitbbs.com/club_bbsdoc/ITRelief.html
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ original story :
Once upon a time there was an emperor whose only interest in life was to
dress up in fashionable clothes. He kept changing his clothes so that people
could admire him.
Once, two thieves decided to teach him a lesson.
They told the emperor that they were very fine tailors and could sew a
lovely new suit for him. It would be so light and fine that it would seem
invisible. Only those who were stupid could not see it. The emperor was very
excited and ordered the new tailors to begin their work.
One day, the king asked the prime minister to go and see how much work the
two tailors had done. He saw the two men moving scissors in the air but he
could see no cloth! He kept quiet for fear of being called stupid and
ignorant. Instead, he praised the fabric and said it was marvellous.
Finally, the emperor’s new dress was ready. He could see nothing but he too
did not want to appear stupid. He admired the dress and thanked the tailors
. He was asked to parade down the street for all to see the new clothes. The
emperor paraded down the main street. The people could only see a naked
emperor but no one admitted it for fear of being thought stupid.
They foolishly praised the invisible fabric and the colours. The emperor was
very happy.
At last, a child cried out, “The emperor is naked!”
Soon everyone began to murmur the same thing and very soon all shouted, “
The emperor is not wearing anything!”
The emperor realised the truth but preferred to believe that his people were
stupid.
