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-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =----------------------------------
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Some people come to sit and think.
Others come to shit and stink.
I come here to rest my balls and
Read the words upon the walls.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =----------------------------------
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
I cannot wait, I cannot linger,
Watch out ass, here comes the finger!
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 3 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 4 =----------------------------------
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Some people are poor
While others are rich
But a shithouse poet
Is a son of a bitch
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 5 =----------------------------------
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The painters work is all in vain
The shithouse poet strikes again
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 6 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit in stinking vapor
Some son of a bitch stole the paper!
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 7 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Squeezin' out
Another Texan.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 8 =----------------------------------
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To the shithouse poet
When he should die,
There should be erected,
Broad and high,
For his cunning
And for his wit,
A solid monument of shit.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 9 =----------------------------------
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When this tiolet cleaner finally dies,
He will find erected in the skies,
A tribute to his glorious wit,
A monument of solid shit.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 10 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 11 =----------------------------------
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Better that
Than take a chance,
Costs more than a dime
To launder pants.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 12 =----------------------------------
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 13 =----------------------------------
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 14 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit
And contemplate.
Should I shit
Or masturbate?
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 15 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit in dull repose,
That fart you left still burns my nose.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 16 =----------------------------------
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It makes me wonder, to see such wit,
If Shakespeare had been here to shit.
Some swear they saw Shakespeare walk in,
But others say that fart was Bacon.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 17 =----------------------------------
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No matter how you move
Or how you dance,
The last drop always winds up
In your pants.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 18 =----------------------------------
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Give me a muff with thighs on both sides
That's furry and pink all covered with stink;
I don't even care if it's old or it's new,
Cause what the hell, it's something to screw.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 19 =----------------------------------
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 20 =----------------------------------
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People who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read their words of wit,
Eat those little balls of shit.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 21 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit, buns a-flexin,
Just gave birth to another Texan
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 22 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit
On the pooper,
Giving birth
To another state trooper.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 23 =----------------------------------
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(seen during the height of the Iranian/U.S. hostage crisis)
Here I sit, buns a-strainin'
Just gave birth to another Iranian
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 24 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit, so broken hearted
Paid my dime and only farted.
Yesterday though,
I took a chance,
Saved my dime,
But shit my pants.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 25 =----------------------------------
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Here I sit, so broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
First a push, then a squeeze,
And out it came like melted cheese.
Then I had some prunes to eat,
And now there's shit up to the seat.
