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c*i
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(1) Kate Sheehy, Anna Takes Spin on the 'Gat'-Walk; Sizzling spy packs heat
as model. New York Post, Apr 6, 2011.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international
/anna_takes_spin_on_the_gat_walk_YvaufmUFbHEEq3JuHDJBAI
(Moscow fashion show)
Note:
(a) The gat-walk is a play on "cat walk."
(i) gat (n; short for Gatling gun; First Known Use: 1897): "slang: HANDGUN"
www.m-w.com
(ii) Gatling gun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatling_gun
(a forerunner of the modern machine gun; well known for its use by the Union
forces during the American Civil War in the 1860s, which was the first time
it was employed in combat; by the American inventor Dr. Richard J. Gatling
in 1861 and patented in 1862)
(iii) Richard Jordan Gatling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Jordan_Gatling
(1818-1903; born in N Carolina; At the outbreak of the Civil War, Gatling
was living in Indianapolis, Indiana. There he devoted himself to the
perfection of firearms)
Quote: "After an attack of smallpox, Gatling became interested in medicine.
He graduated from the Ohio Medical College in 1850 with an MD. Although he
had his MD, he never practiced; he was more interested in a career as an
inventor.
(b) hot to trot: "sexually avid, lascivious, as in He's hot to trot and
asked her out almost as soon as he met her. * * * allude to a horse eager to
get going."
Christine Ammer, American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, 1997.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hot+to+trot
(c) red-faced, or
red in the face, be: "suffer embarrassment or shame"
Christine Ammer, American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, 1997.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/red+in+the+face,+be
In this context, it is "embarrassment."
(d) While reading it, please click "PHOTOS: ANNA CHAPMAN"
(2) Stepehn Miller, Cultured by Luxury Jeweler, Black Pearls Became Chic.
Wall street Journal, Apr 7, 2011.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100014240527
48704101604576247173123295078.html
(obituary of Salvador Assael)
Quote:
"Mr. Assael was born into a family of Sephardic Jews who fled Italy prior to
World War II to settle in Cuba, where they set up shop in the family
jewelry business. After the revolution, they relocated to New York.
"Black pearls--more of a dark green-grey according to som--are produced by
black-lipped oysters native to the South Seas.
Note:
(a) Tuamotus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuamotus
(b) Black-lipped Pearl Oyster: Pinctada margaritifera. American Museum of
Natural History, undated.
http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/pearls/marine/black.html
(3) Christina Binkley, Fashion 101: Rent The Runway Targets Students; Site
enlists campus reps to talk up the power of designer labels on the party
circuit; the Facebook factor. Wall street Journal, Apr 7, 2011.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100014240
52748703806304576244952860660370.html
Quote: "The New York City-based Web company—www.renttherunway.com—buys
designer clothes wholesale and rents them out, charging between $50 and $200
for two days. That may not sound cheap for a rental, but these are current
and recent-season dresses that mostly cost between $400 and $2,000 at retail
. Generally, rentals are priced in the neighborhood of 10% of the retail
price.
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m*s
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: yamazaki (月は私の心を代表している), 信区: Military
标 题: 我靠拍西瓜,成功融入了美国主流社会 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 28 23:29:57 2014, 美东)
发信人: yamazaki (月は私の心を代表している), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 我靠拍西瓜,成功融入了美国主流社会
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 28 23:28:38 2014, 美东)
上个礼拜,老板请我到他家去开party,我穿上了很正式的唐装,打扮得象一个中
国人,还特意卤了一锅鸡爪,另外到costco花了半个多小时,挑了个又大又绿的大西瓜
,准备让公司的红脖子都尝尝鲜。
结果红脖子们都在老板的80寸大彩电前面看Iceball,没人吃鸡爪。我只好一个人
很无聊的和十几个blonde在patio喝点可乐,聊一下hunger game。
Iceball完了,老板心血来潮,亲自切开我买的的大西瓜,发现这个西瓜真是水多
,而且恰好翻砂一点,吃起来口感极佳。老板一边吃得啧啧有声,一边不由得向我伸出
了大拇指,"yamazaki,amazing,you are king of watermelon!"
旁边的十几个blonde一致叽叽喳喳的问我怎么挑西瓜,party完了都快半夜了,非
要我带着她们去了趟costco,把我研究了十几年的拍西瓜大法都掏光了,最后每个
blonde都高高兴兴的买了个大西瓜回家。有个blonde还说,为什么没有早点遇见我啊。
第二天上班,红脖子们都很不高兴,觉得我靠拍西瓜骗走了blonde,不过还是把
他们的老婆的电话号码告诉我,说:“yamazaki,my honey want to learn how to
pick the best watermelon.”
是的,我靠拍西瓜,成功融入了美国主流社会。
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r*g
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扯淡, 美国的西瓜一批都是一样的。
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m*s
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你脑子有病,买了好几次坏瓜,包括costco。

【在 r*******g 的大作中提到】
: 扯淡, 美国的西瓜一批都是一样的。
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d*o
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又不是3d打印,怎么可能一样
只能说方差很小
但会挑的还是可以挑挑

【在 r*******g 的大作中提到】
: 扯淡, 美国的西瓜一批都是一样的。
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m*s
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方差小,不会是专辑因?
很多坏的,真的,包括costco,除非是你去买的时候西瓜刚运到。那基本都是生瓜胆子
。不过吃汉堡长大的估计不知道什么是好瓜。

【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: 又不是3d打印,怎么可能一样
: 只能说方差很小
: 但会挑的还是可以挑挑

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d*o
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为啥说包括costco?他家瓜特别好吗?

【在 m*****s 的大作中提到】
: 方差小,不会是专辑因?
: 很多坏的,真的,包括costco,除非是你去买的时候西瓜刚运到。那基本都是生瓜胆子
: 。不过吃汉堡长大的估计不知道什么是好瓜。

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M*u
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都是同时种,同样施肥,同时收获,西瓜都一样

【在 r*******g 的大作中提到】
: 扯淡, 美国的西瓜一批都是一样的。
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m*s
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【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: 为啥说包括costco?他家瓜特别好吗?
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m*s
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都种一块地里面? 都一个朝向,都有同样的水分,都一样的基因,都没生病,
你生物PHD?

【在 M****u 的大作中提到】
: 都是同时种,同样施肥,同时收获,西瓜都一样
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t*o
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这里Costco 晚上8点准时关门。

【在 m*****s 的大作中提到】
: 都种一块地里面? 都一个朝向,都有同样的水分,都一样的基因,都没生病,
: 你生物PHD?

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