刚看来的笑话# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
U*7
1 楼
老婆过几天带孩子过来看看，下一步就要给孩子办绿卡了（在这一点和她长期有分歧）
，所以想强行的把孩子留下来，我作为监护人能给孩子办理限制出境吗？就是说我不签
字谁也不行？谢谢，真的是没办法了，我们目前还没有到离婚的阶段，但是很多想法有
分歧。
，所以想强行的把孩子留下来，我作为监护人能给孩子办理限制出境吗？就是说我不签
字谁也不行？谢谢，真的是没办法了，我们目前还没有到离婚的阶段，但是很多想法有
分歧。
R*d
2 楼
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
" Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
"Of course!" exclaimed the Pope. "I don't suppose you happen to have an
eraser? "
flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
" Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
"Of course!" exclaimed the Pope. "I don't suppose you happen to have an
eraser? "
l*h
3 楼
孩子不是美国公民也能办？
【在 U********7 的大作中提到】
: 老婆过几天带孩子过来看看，下一步就要给孩子办绿卡了（在这一点和她长期有分歧）
: ，所以想强行的把孩子留下来，我作为监护人能给孩子办理限制出境吗？就是说我不签
: 字谁也不行？谢谢，真的是没办法了，我们目前还没有到离婚的阶段，但是很多想法有
: 分歧。
【在 U********7 的大作中提到】
: 老婆过几天带孩子过来看看，下一步就要给孩子办绿卡了（在这一点和她长期有分歧）
: ，所以想强行的把孩子留下来，我作为监护人能给孩子办理限制出境吗？就是说我不签
: 字谁也不行？谢谢，真的是没办法了，我们目前还没有到离婚的阶段，但是很多想法有
: 分歧。
T*e
4 楼
Francis的英语不错嘛
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
h*e
5 楼
老婆过几天带孩子过来看看
--------------------------
意思就是说孩子是跟妈妈一起的，爸爸根本不带孩子。既然如此，你没有任何权利争取
孩子。无论是从道德上、情感上、还是法律上，你都站不住脚。
--------------------------
意思就是说孩子是跟妈妈一起的，爸爸根本不带孩子。既然如此，你没有任何权利争取
孩子。无论是从道德上、情感上、还是法律上，你都站不住脚。
t*o
6 楼
cunt?
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
l*i
7 楼
楼主不厚道，这样坑前妻，太无耻了
z*e
8 楼
把c改成a很难么？
难道是大写？
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
难道是大写？
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
U*7
9 楼
不是你理解的那样，我现在美国工作，怎么带孩子，现在工作刚稳定下来，要给孩子办
绿卡了，他们以孩子为要挟，对我各种为难，我好不容易说服他们带到美国来玩玩，我
想正好利用这个个机会把孩子留下来，这对孩子非常重要。家里的事情真的一句两句说
不清，如果不行我就把帖子删了。
【在 h*******e 的大作中提到】
: 老婆过几天带孩子过来看看
: --------------------------
: 意思就是说孩子是跟妈妈一起的，爸爸根本不带孩子。既然如此，你没有任何权利争取
: 孩子。无论是从道德上、情感上、还是法律上，你都站不住脚。
绿卡了，他们以孩子为要挟，对我各种为难，我好不容易说服他们带到美国来玩玩，我
想正好利用这个个机会把孩子留下来，这对孩子非常重要。家里的事情真的一句两句说
不清，如果不行我就把帖子删了。
【在 h*******e 的大作中提到】
: 老婆过几天带孩子过来看看
: --------------------------
: 意思就是说孩子是跟妈妈一起的，爸爸根本不带孩子。既然如此，你没有任何权利争取
: 孩子。无论是从道德上、情感上、还是法律上，你都站不住脚。
s*e
10 楼
要不是上个月quant/stat版的大坑，还真看不明白这个笑话。
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
c*d
11 楼
面壁去了……我第一个想到的词也是那个……
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
i*0
12 楼
哈哈，good one!
n*4
13 楼
教皇 出行，不是空军一号专机吗？
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
the
Pope
woman?
.
【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
: flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
: after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,'
: thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope
: gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'
: Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,
: but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?
: " Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that.
: There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned
: to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
l*t
14 楼
用不到橡皮呀。。。搞得我老还以为是K打头的，我老拼写很烂地
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