P*e
2 楼
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
"Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
man what he wants.
The man says "I want a Million Bucks"
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million
ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesn't he?
"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC
?"
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
"Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
man what he wants.
The man says "I want a Million Bucks"
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million
ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesn't he?
"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC
?"
p*9
3 楼
好在昨天见势不妙割肉了。这只大死猪。
a*r
4 楼
博导当年也就想一个长点的打火机点煤气炉吧。
w*o
5 楼
跌跌跌,10块all in
s*y
6 楼
这还挺麻烦的了,如果用学名,说不定对方会给你一个10英寸长的花生。
如果说genital, 说不定会给你一个女性的。就算具体说male genital, 说不定给你装
到一个信封里然后给你寄了过来。
hands
is
the
【在 P******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
: He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
: the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
: Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
: The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
: The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
: "Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
: a little hard at hearing"
: "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
: man what he wants.
如果说genital, 说不定会给你一个女性的。就算具体说male genital, 说不定给你装
到一个信封里然后给你寄了过来。
hands
is
the
【在 P******e 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
: He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
: the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
: Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
: The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
: The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
: "Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
: a little hard at hearing"
: "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
: man what he wants.
j*q
7 楼
死猪不怕开水烫
P*B
9 楼
5555, my 20 calls
L*n
11 楼
this sell off is making me nervous. xlf crossing low of day before yesterday
on hugh volume. i'll trim abk at the profit here.
on hugh volume. i'll trim abk at the profit here.
L*n
12 楼
holding CAAS, SIRI, DRYS, JASO
L*n
14 楼
and of course CCSC.
c*o
16 楼
thanks a lot.
L*n
17 楼
siri 可以长hold, rally 的时候, 进出很容易掉队。
s*t
18 楼
Daifu, how about nvda ?
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