今天在公司节日派对发表讲话了# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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今天公司节日派对, CEO结束发言后问有没有人想说点什么, 大家都很安静, 没人说话.
我作为被公司看重的人物, 自然应该说说话. 我就站起来了.
走到台上, CEO跟我握手, 把话筒给我. 我之前没有想好说什么,临时几百人面前发言有
点紧张. 看到我老板和HR经理坐在前排目瞪口呆的盯著我. 我站在台上想到实习生金头
发小美妞,想在人群中找她, 但人太多了，聚光灯太亮太刺眼, 没找到她. CEO 咳嗽了
一下, 我回过神来, 就开始用央视春晚主持人开场式大嗓门说,
How are you leaders! How are you bosses! How are you co-workers! Everybody
Holiday Gooooood!!!
(台下观众开始很安静, 2秒钟后突然大笑. 看来开场很成?)
Today I thank this company, our leaders, and our bosses for sandwiches for
our holiday lunch!!
(观众慢慢拍手)
It has been a tough year for the company, we lost so much money. I am
shocked this company has not fallen down yet!
(安静)
Thanks to our great CEO, we only laid off the bad people, and only most hard
core people remain! Hopefully we don't loss so much money again next year
and stop the lay offs!
(CEO 亲自走过来接话筒, 说谢谢讲话)
我说赶紧说: One last thing. White elephant was very fun! Let's play Dirty
Santa next year!
(台下观众变很吵, 有人拍手有人大笑. 看来收场很也成?)
我作为被公司看重的人物, 自然应该说说话. 我就站起来了.
走到台上, CEO跟我握手, 把话筒给我. 我之前没有想好说什么,临时几百人面前发言有
点紧张. 看到我老板和HR经理坐在前排目瞪口呆的盯著我. 我站在台上想到实习生金头
发小美妞,想在人群中找她, 但人太多了，聚光灯太亮太刺眼, 没找到她. CEO 咳嗽了
一下, 我回过神来, 就开始用央视春晚主持人开场式大嗓门说,
How are you leaders! How are you bosses! How are you co-workers! Everybody
Holiday Gooooood!!!
(台下观众开始很安静, 2秒钟后突然大笑. 看来开场很成?)
Today I thank this company, our leaders, and our bosses for sandwiches for
our holiday lunch!!
(观众慢慢拍手)
It has been a tough year for the company, we lost so much money. I am
shocked this company has not fallen down yet!
(安静)
Thanks to our great CEO, we only laid off the bad people, and only most hard
core people remain! Hopefully we don't loss so much money again next year
and stop the lay offs!
(CEO 亲自走过来接话筒, 说谢谢讲话)
我说赶紧说: One last thing. White elephant was very fun! Let's play Dirty
Santa next year!
(台下观众变很吵, 有人拍手有人大笑. 看来收场很也成?)
