干脆面君# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
R*R
1 楼
3月4日真是个好日子，
可以丢3落4，
可以挑3拣4，
可以说3道4，
可以颠3倒4，
可以勾3搭4，
可以朝3暮4，
还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
可以丢3落4，
可以挑3拣4，
可以说3道4，
可以颠3倒4，
可以勾3搭4，
可以朝3暮4，
还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
f*e
2 楼
干脆面君拿到一块棉花糖，依然想要先拿到水里去洗一洗，结果悲剧了
你也来找垃圾么，亲？
你也来找垃圾么，亲？
b*u
3 楼
油菜
w*a
4 楼
浣熊80%感染有狂犬病。
彻底消灭最好。
彻底消灭最好。
G*s
5 楼
板凳
R*a
6 楼
80%这个比率太离谱了
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 浣熊80%感染有狂犬病。
: 彻底消灭最好。
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 浣熊80%感染有狂犬病。
: 彻底消灭最好。
j*i
7 楼
楼主闲的蛋疼，中年大叔出轨前兆
z*a
8 楼
携带吧
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 80%这个比率太离谱了
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 80%这个比率太离谱了
w*m
9 楼
哈哈哈哈，可能想把失去的激情找回来，LOL
【在 j****i 的大作中提到】
: 楼主闲的蛋疼，中年大叔出轨前兆
【在 j****i 的大作中提到】
: 楼主闲的蛋疼，中年大叔出轨前兆
a*e
10 楼
你们人类100%携带细菌，彻底消灭最好
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 浣熊80%感染有狂犬病。
: 彻底消灭最好。
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 浣熊80%感染有狂犬病。
: 彻底消灭最好。
J*S
11 楼
分明都是坏日子。
没一个好的。
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
没一个好的。
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
H*g
12 楼
你二人争执无用，干脆面君让圣上定夺。
【在 a****e 的大作中提到】
: 你们人类100%携带细菌，彻底消灭最好
【在 a****e 的大作中提到】
: 你们人类100%携带细菌，彻底消灭最好
i*e
13 楼
沙发
明天单哥有好事
明天单哥有好事
d*3
14 楼
问题来了，浣熊有那么爱干净吗？？
l*h
15 楼
哈哈! 好玩。
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
R*a
16 楼
不然为啥叫浣熊？
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 问题来了，浣熊有那么爱干净吗？？
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 问题来了，浣熊有那么爱干净吗？？
d*0
17 楼
原来你是在准备 3-8。。 赞。
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
【在 R**R 的大作中提到】
: 3月4日真是个好日子，
: 可以丢3落4，
: 可以挑3拣4，
: 可以说3道4，
: 可以颠3倒4，
: 可以勾3搭4，
: 可以朝3暮4，
: 还可以不3不4， 一年也就这么一天可以乱来。 朋友们一定要珍惜啊！
d*3
18 楼
“浣熊，原产自北美洲，现为无危物种。浣熊特征为眼睛周围有一圈深色皮毛，体型较
小，体长约40到70cm。因其常在河边捕食鱼类让人误以为它在水中浣洗食物，故名浣熊”
！！！
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 不然为啥叫浣熊？
小，体长约40到70cm。因其常在河边捕食鱼类让人误以为它在水中浣洗食物，故名浣熊”
！！！
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 不然为啥叫浣熊？
a*a
19 楼
哈哈，难得楼主知道这么多成语
R*a
20 楼
百度的胡扯能看么?
自己去查英文wiki
熊”
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: “浣熊，原产自北美洲，现为无危物种。浣熊特征为眼睛周围有一圈深色皮毛，体型较
: 小，体长约40到70cm。因其常在河边捕食鱼类让人误以为它在水中浣洗食物，故名浣熊”
: ！！！
自己去查英文wiki
熊”
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: “浣熊，原产自北美洲，现为无危物种。浣熊特征为眼睛周围有一圈深色皮毛，体型较
: 小，体长约40到70cm。因其常在河边捕食鱼类让人误以为它在水中浣洗食物，故名浣熊”
: ！！！
H*g
21 楼
Dousing
Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their food to
water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in the wild.
[126] Naturalist Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon, believed that
raccoons do not have adequate saliva production to moisten food thereby
necessitating dousing, but this hypothesis is now considered to be incorrect
.[127] Captive raccoons douse their food more frequently when a watering
hole with a layout similar to a stream is not farther away than 3 m (10 ft).
[128] The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a
fixed action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at
shores for aquatic foods.[129] This is supported by the observation that
aquatic foods are doused more frequently. Cleaning dirty food does not seem
to be a reason for "washing".[128] Experts have cast doubt on the veracity
of observations of wild raccoons dousing food.[130]
Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their food to
water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in the wild.
[126] Naturalist Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon, believed that
raccoons do not have adequate saliva production to moisten food thereby
necessitating dousing, but this hypothesis is now considered to be incorrect
.[127] Captive raccoons douse their food more frequently when a watering
hole with a layout similar to a stream is not farther away than 3 m (10 ft).
[128] The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a
fixed action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at
shores for aquatic foods.[129] This is supported by the observation that
aquatic foods are doused more frequently. Cleaning dirty food does not seem
to be a reason for "washing".[128] Experts have cast doubt on the veracity
of observations of wild raccoons dousing food.[130]
H*g
22 楼
似乎是说浣熊貌似清洗食物的行为是来自于在水里抓鱼养成的习惯。
washer
examine
,
the
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: Dousing
: Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
: One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
: part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
: ". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
: line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
: it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
: raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
: since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
washer
examine
,
the
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: Dousing
: Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
: One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
: part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
: ". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
: line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
: it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
: raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
: since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
R*a
23 楼
所以第一，浣熊是爱干净，有吃之前清理食物的习惯。
第二，人养的浣熊有用水洗食物的习惯，并不是人把浣熊抓鱼误以为是洗食物
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 似乎是说浣熊貌似清洗食物的行为是来自于在水里抓鱼养成的习惯。
:
: washer
: examine
: ,
: the
第二，人养的浣熊有用水洗食物的习惯，并不是人把浣熊抓鱼误以为是洗食物
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 似乎是说浣熊貌似清洗食物的行为是来自于在水里抓鱼养成的习惯。
:
: washer
: examine
: ,
: the
d*3
24 楼
从这样一段文字你都能得出自己想要的信息，我真是浮了，要不您再弄个俄文的指正一
下英文的？
The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a fixed
action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at shores
for aquatic foods.
Cleaning dirty food does not seem to be a reason for "washing"
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 所以第一，浣熊是爱干净，有吃之前清理食物的习惯。
: 第二，人养的浣熊有用水洗食物的习惯，并不是人把浣熊抓鱼误以为是洗食物
下英文的？
The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a fixed
action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at shores
for aquatic foods.
Cleaning dirty food does not seem to be a reason for "washing"
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 所以第一，浣熊是爱干净，有吃之前清理食物的习惯。
: 第二，人养的浣熊有用水洗食物的习惯，并不是人把浣熊抓鱼误以为是洗食物
R*a
25 楼
问题这里面明确说明浣熊会真洗食物，而不是百度说的只是被人误认。
原帖的视频也是浣熊在试图洗食物
shores
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 从这样一段文字你都能得出自己想要的信息，我真是浮了，要不您再弄个俄文的指正一
: 下英文的？
: The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a fixed
: action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at shores
: for aquatic foods.
: Cleaning dirty food does not seem to be a reason for "washing"
原帖的视频也是浣熊在试图洗食物
shores
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 从这样一段文字你都能得出自己想要的信息，我真是浮了，要不您再弄个俄文的指正一
: 下英文的？
: The widely accepted theory is that dousing in captive raccoons is a fixed
: action pattern from the dabbling behavior performed when foraging at shores
: for aquatic foods.
: Cleaning dirty food does not seem to be a reason for "washing"
d*3
26 楼
胸蝶，你真看不懂还是假看不懂啊，要不要我给你逐段分析：
They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine it
and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food.
这里说他们拿起食物然后检查，揉，去掉不爱吃的部分，看上去像在洗食物
However, the behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their
food to water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in
the wild.
这个貌似洗的动作甚至在野生浣熊里都观察不到
Experts have cast doubt on the veracity of observations of wild raccoons
dousing food
专家已经质疑是否真的有观察到野生浣熊浸湿食物
哪里说浣熊君是在洗食物，而且是为了爱干净？和百度说的是一个意思，就是捕捉水生
动物时的习惯动作，被误认在洗刷刷
表瞧不起咱百度！
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 问题这里面明确说明浣熊会真洗食物，而不是百度说的只是被人误认。
: 原帖的视频也是浣熊在试图洗食物
:
: shores
They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine it
and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food.
这里说他们拿起食物然后检查，揉，去掉不爱吃的部分，看上去像在洗食物
However, the behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their
food to water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in
the wild.
这个貌似洗的动作甚至在野生浣熊里都观察不到
Experts have cast doubt on the veracity of observations of wild raccoons
dousing food
专家已经质疑是否真的有观察到野生浣熊浸湿食物
哪里说浣熊君是在洗食物，而且是为了爱干净？和百度说的是一个意思，就是捕捉水生
动物时的习惯动作，被误认在洗刷刷
表瞧不起咱百度！
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 问题这里面明确说明浣熊会真洗食物，而不是百度说的只是被人误认。
: 原帖的视频也是浣熊在试图洗食物
:
: shores
R*a
27 楼
你把captive raccoon就整个选择性无视了吗？
另外，吃之前去掉食物上不能吃的部分，不就是爱干净的体现么？
their
in
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 胸蝶，你真看不懂还是假看不懂啊，要不要我给你逐段分析：
: They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine it
: and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food.
: 这里说他们拿起食物然后检查，揉，去掉不爱吃的部分，看上去像在洗食物
: However, the behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their
: food to water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in
: the wild.
: 这个貌似洗的动作甚至在野生浣熊里都观察不到
: Experts have cast doubt on the veracity of observations of wild raccoons
另外，吃之前去掉食物上不能吃的部分，不就是爱干净的体现么？
their
in
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 胸蝶，你真看不懂还是假看不懂啊，要不要我给你逐段分析：
: They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine it
: and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food.
: 这里说他们拿起食物然后检查，揉，去掉不爱吃的部分，看上去像在洗食物
: However, the behavior observed in captive raccoons in which they carry their
: food to water to "wash" or douse it before eating has not been observed in
: the wild.
: 这个貌似洗的动作甚至在野生浣熊里都观察不到
: Experts have cast doubt on the veracity of observations of wild raccoons
d*3
28 楼
前面说的就是captive raccoon，也只有它们被观察到在水下揉搓食物，但是后面说了
他们揉搓的原因是因为捕食水生动物的习惯动作，而不是洗。你买了一条泥鳅，把头切
了然后不洗就吃了，这是爱干净？
我也是有病在joke版上较真。。。
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 你把captive raccoon就整个选择性无视了吗？
: 另外，吃之前去掉食物上不能吃的部分，不就是爱干净的体现么？
:
: their
: in
他们揉搓的原因是因为捕食水生动物的习惯动作，而不是洗。你买了一条泥鳅，把头切
了然后不洗就吃了，这是爱干净？
我也是有病在joke版上较真。。。
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 你把captive raccoon就整个选择性无视了吗？
: 另外，吃之前去掉食物上不能吃的部分，不就是爱干净的体现么？
:
: their
: in
g*d
29 楼
浣熊不喜欢吃干的
washer
examine
,
the
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: Dousing
: Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
: One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
: part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
: ". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
: line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
: it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
: raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
: since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
washer
examine
,
the
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: Dousing
: Captive raccoons often douse their food before eating.
: One aspect of raccoon behavior is so well known that it gives the animal
: part of its scientific name, Procyon lotor; "lotor" is neo-Latin for "washer
: ". In the wild, raccoons often dabble for underwater food near the shore-
: line. They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine
: it and rub the item, sometimes to remove unwanted parts. This gives the
: appearance of the raccoon "washing" the food. The tactile sensitivity of
: raccoons' paws is increased if this rubbing action is performed underwater,
: since the water softens the hard layer covering the paws.[125] However, the
T*e
30 楼
惨，小熊猫换了身颜色只能垃圾堆里刨食。
H*g
31 楼
但是就不会绝种了，还是值得的。再说对人类来说是垃圾堆，对它们来说可能是麦当劳。
【在 T**********e 的大作中提到】
: 惨，小熊猫换了身颜色只能垃圾堆里刨食。
【在 T**********e 的大作中提到】
: 惨，小熊猫换了身颜色只能垃圾堆里刨食。
R*a
32 楼
至少
第一：百度上的是错的，野生浣熊有清理捕获到的水生动物的习惯，
人养浣熊更把这个习惯扩展到所有食物，而不是百度说的它们捕鱼被误认。
第二，这的确是爱干净的表现，浣熊知道清理食物，而不是像以前贴的鹳鸟吃老三，
连着粑粑整个吞，这不是爱干净什么是？
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 前面说的就是captive raccoon，也只有它们被观察到在水下揉搓食物，但是后面说了
: 他们揉搓的原因是因为捕食水生动物的习惯动作，而不是洗。你买了一条泥鳅，把头切
: 了然后不洗就吃了，这是爱干净？
: 我也是有病在joke版上较真。。。
第一：百度上的是错的，野生浣熊有清理捕获到的水生动物的习惯，
人养浣熊更把这个习惯扩展到所有食物，而不是百度说的它们捕鱼被误认。
第二，这的确是爱干净的表现，浣熊知道清理食物，而不是像以前贴的鹳鸟吃老三，
连着粑粑整个吞，这不是爱干净什么是？
【在 d********3 的大作中提到】
: 前面说的就是captive raccoon，也只有它们被观察到在水下揉搓食物，但是后面说了
: 他们揉搓的原因是因为捕食水生动物的习惯动作，而不是洗。你买了一条泥鳅，把头切
: 了然后不洗就吃了，这是爱干净？
: 我也是有病在joke版上较真。。。
相关阅读
Re: 站务可以考虑取消term登陆了Re: [版务]本版征版副一名这个问题也不知道问哪里去Re: 版主们离职庆祝ONS节世博主题曲作曲者:缪森---“做一个踏踏实实的音乐人”据说包子Re: 错失50亿的富二代--也谈恋爱中女人的安全感美众议长：人民币不升值就采取行动Re: 我生病了~~~~~~~~~~~ (转载)我以个人名义, 警告太监及其奉众新校园，会有的!新家园，会有的! --- 胡锦涛Re: [版务]公布[Piebridge]版版主竞选结果 (转载)2011年春晚[版务]本版征版副一名Re: 不愿拥有，但又不想失去Re: 小辣椒我觉得还挺委屈的///浅显易懂的动画：Economic Hitmen这个交友好看