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A science joke

A science joke# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

r*s2015-02-01 08:02

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says, "for you? no charge."

d*y2015-02-01 08:02

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高级笑话
[在 rbs (jay) 的大作中提到：]
：A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The
bartender
：says, "for you? no charge."
：...........

v*t2015-02-01 08:02

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牛吞会走路吗？

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

i*i2015-02-01 08:02

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中子走进酒吧，并问：“一个啤酒怎么样？ ”酒保说：“你？不来电。 ”
google translate:
中子走进酒吧，并问：“多少钱一个啤酒吗？ ”酒保说：“你呢？不收费。 ”

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

s*y2015-02-01 08:02

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好冷好冷，冷得我的电阻都消失了。

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

s*l2015-02-01 08:02

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物理学家在3P的时候，总想一次穿进两个狭缝，结果试了几次都不成功。

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

s*l2015-02-01 08:02

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一个刚摆脱纠缠的光子冲进酒吧说，来一瓶Bud Light。酒保道，刚接到的通知，你兄
弟已经在俺们的连锁店喝过了，你只能选Bud Wiser.

【在 i**i 的大作中提到】

: 中子走进酒吧，并问：“一个啤酒怎么样？ ”酒保说：“你？不来电。 ”
: google translate:
: 中子走进酒吧，并问：“多少钱一个啤酒吗？ ”酒保说：“你呢？不收费。 ”

d*z2015-02-01 08:02

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这个不错。

【在 s******y 的大作中提到】

: 好冷好冷，冷得我的电阻都消失了。

A*u2015-02-01 08:02

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at this moment, neutrino walks through the door and says: hey free beer? can
I get that too?
for you? hmmm, that would depend on the flavor. answers the bartender,
pouring beer for the neutron.

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

O*o2015-02-01 08:02

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an electron came in for a beer, the bartender gave her a cup of beer and a $
100 bill

l*d2015-02-01 08:02

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says:"oh my god, a talking neutron!"

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

t*c2015-02-01 08:02

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不懂

【在 r*s 的大作中提到】

: A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
: says, "for you? no charge."

w*e2015-02-01 08:02

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一只白蚁在吧台前坐下，指头敲打着吧台自言自语："where is the bar tender?"

s*x2015-02-01 08:02

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a positron came in for a beer, the bartender turned around and asked the
neutron: I thought I heard someone asking for a beer, hmmm, where's that
electron? he forgot to take his $100 bill...

$

【在 O*******o 的大作中提到】

: an electron came in for a beer, the bartender gave her a cup of beer and a $
: 100 bill