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华人大妈看Big Data，非常深刻 (转载)

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x*k2015-05-14 07:05

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【以下文字转载自 Programming 讨论区】
发信人: kaiser1644 (古道西风), 信区: Programming
标题: 华人大妈看Big Data，非常深刻
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 12 14:36:39 2015, 美东)
Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows
how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims
they are doing it.

T*U2015-05-14 07:05

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t*u2015-05-14 07:05

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这段子比大数据都老吧

w*r2015-05-14 07:05

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我正在用大数据，谁说没人用

k*22015-05-14 07:05

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N年前见过一个讲C++的：
How C++ is like teenage sex:
It is on everyone's mind all the time.
Everyone talks about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better
next time. C. Not practising it safely.

【在 t***u 的大作中提到】

: 这段子比大数据都老吧

K*22015-05-14 07:05

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火星大妈，差不多

claims

【在 x****k 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 Programming 讨论区】
: 发信人: kaiser1644 (古道西风), 信区: Programming
: 标题: 华人大妈看Big Data，非常深刻
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 12 14:36:39 2015, 美东)
: Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows
: how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims
: they are doing it.