我特么就想告诉你,不孕不育的是你,不是我……# Joke - 肚皮舞运动y*r2015-08-31 07:081 楼drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee, a bottle of bud light.But I am still thirsty.
t*u2015-08-31 07:083 楼NO.1昨天晚上十点多回到家,手机没电了,老公已经躺在床上睡了,感觉有点饿,就用老公手机找了个备注快餐的电话叫了一份快餐,十几分钟后有人敲门,我打开门,是个打扮性感时尚的美女,我问:“送快餐的吧?我要的土豆牛肉盖浇饭呢?” 那女的一愣,然后尴尬的说:“哎呀,忘记拿了!” 真搞笑,就这记性还当服务员呢。。。NO.2男:“找我啥事。说” 女:“最近过得好吗?” 男:“还行,凑合可以。” 女:“我想跟你说件事” 男:“啥?说” 女:“我想告诉你,我怀孕了” 男:“怀不怀孕跟我有啥关系,咱俩都分了” 女:“我特么就想告诉你,不孕不育的是你,不是我……NO.3刚枕了一会老婆的胳膊,她就嚷道:你的脑袋怎么这么重?我灵机一动:因为里面有个你啊!见到老婆满意的笑容,我深深佩服自己的机智。没过三秒,老婆抬手就是一巴掌:你是在说老娘重吗?!NO.4精神病院院长夸一个病人,说:“你不错,都晓得把掉进河里的人救上来了。可惜他最后上吊自杀了。”病人说:“对,就是我把他吊起来晾干的。”…………………NO.5现在炒股的感受就是,被强奸了好几遍还舍不得下床,对方每次掏口袋我们都以为在掏钱给我们,结果掏出个套子,按在床上又来一遍……NO.6在公共汽车上,有一个男人没话找话的问身边的美丽少妇:“请问您的这双鞋子是在哪里买来的?我也想给我的妻子也买一双。”少妇冷冰冰地告诉他:“你最好别买,一穿上,就会有不正经的男人没话找话的和她交谈。NO.7我和老婆是相亲认识的,第三天就定亲了.后来老婆问我,你怎么一下就相中我了呢?哥点了根烟淡淡的的道:还记得第一次见面吗?你正下楼,我正上楼,一抬头就见一对大胸跃入眼中......所以就相中了!NO.8这不是要开学了,有一学屌,暂时这么叫,寒假作业全部做完,在最后一页上面写了一句话:我的作业有17道错题,74个错别字,麻烦老师认真的找出来,请不要用一个“阅”,换我们一个月!NO.9有个帅哥打电话问我买不买保险,我一听声音挺好听的。我说,我买三份。帅哥说,你说一下名字我登记一下。我说:我一份。你一份。我们孩子一份。帅哥听完之后楞了几秒,挂了。。。。NO.10今天看见一个美女坐在河边哭,我便背对着她抽烟。路过的人都以为是我甩了她。有女朋友的感觉真好。。
A*02015-08-31 07:084 楼1 gal/bottle???coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
M*82015-08-31 07:087 楼code怎么喝?加冰吗coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
b*r2015-08-31 07:089 楼标题很饥渴?coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
h*x2015-08-31 07:0810 楼coffee忍!Serious speaking: a cup of coffee and a bottle of bud light都会使你更渴,而不是解渴。Ha~~【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
D*92015-08-31 07:0811 楼just a can of coca will resolve your thirsty【在 h******x 的大作中提到】: : coffee: 忍!: Serious speaking: a cup of coffee and a bottle of bud light都会使你更渴,而: 不是解渴。Ha~~
a*e2015-08-31 07:0812 楼paicoffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
z*i2015-08-31 07:0814 楼饥渴的原因有很多种,也不用总找自己的原因~coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
m*r2015-08-31 07:0816 楼码工?bottle of codecoffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
d*g2015-08-31 07:0819 楼a bottle of code?coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
e*e2015-08-31 07:0820 楼晚上失水过度, 鉴定完毕coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
i*42015-08-31 07:0821 楼好诗coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
c*e2015-08-31 07:0824 楼完了,,,,,又有话题了coffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
d*y2015-08-31 07:0825 楼有deal告诉大家一下吧,省得你这么thirstycoffee【在 y***r 的大作中提到】: drank a bottle of water, a bottle of milk, a bottle of code, a cup of coffee: , a bottle of bud light.: But I am still thirsty.
d*r2015-08-31 07:0827 楼some says yyber is mmso, is yy a man, a woman, or bisexual?【在 f*****n 的大作中提到】: 听说隋炀帝当年纵欲过度也是你这种症状
f*n2015-08-31 07:0828 楼厄,那也许男女有别,我收回我说的话【在 d*********r 的大作中提到】: some says yyber is mm: so, is yy a man, a woman, or bisexual?