v*1
2 楼
An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you
always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, '
Times up'?"
Peter Petrunich
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you
always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, '
Times up'?"
Peter Petrunich
s*a
3 楼
信用低于650的,利率10% 30年
h*e
4 楼
哲理啊。
A*n
5 楼
我们做德州啊,请站内联系
H*g
6 楼
bambinos 是什么?
h*e
7 楼
耶稣
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bambinos
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
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: bambinos 是什么?
a*r
8 楼
左轮手枪的左从何而来?
I*9
11 楼
+1
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