k*t
2 楼
高中时候，有一个很特殊的男同学，是个侏儒，个子只有1米左右吧，但是因为长相可
爱，性格活泼，所以人见人爱，老师和同学都把他当个活宝看待。
他就坐在第一排的位置，我坐在他后面的第二排。他学习一般，有时候会让我给他讲讲
题什么的，我们也经常聊天开玩笑，关系还不错。
有一次上语文课，老师讲到一个成语，秀外慧中，她在上面解释说，这个成语的意思就
是不仅外貌长得秀丽，而且还很聪明……，她说完以后，前排坐着的他突然回过头来看
着我，然而此时我一个喷嚏喷了他一脸，他有点无奈地对我说：“我刚要对你说，你就
是秀外慧中，你就打了这一个喷嚏，看来你是担不起这个词啊”，边说边抹着脸转过身
去。
我当时是有点害羞以及愧疚的感觉，哈哈。
毕业以后某年要同学聚会，他打电话给我问我去不去，我说不去，他说，那你要是不去
，我去还有什么意思呢，我也没当回事。
后来就没再联系了，N年后，有一年新年，他在QQ上他突然很热情地问我要红包，在哪
里，怎么样，有没有男朋友，他还没对象呢，要不要回家发展啊，我突然很气愤，有种
受到侮辱的感觉。对他说，我都要和男朋友结婚了，发红包也应该是你给我发吧！其实
当时我并没有男朋友。再然后他再也没找我聊过天。
我为什么说这件事呢，只因为今天我看见了秀外慧中这个成语，突然想起了他。
爱，性格活泼，所以人见人爱，老师和同学都把他当个活宝看待。
他就坐在第一排的位置，我坐在他后面的第二排。他学习一般，有时候会让我给他讲讲
题什么的，我们也经常聊天开玩笑，关系还不错。
有一次上语文课，老师讲到一个成语，秀外慧中，她在上面解释说，这个成语的意思就
是不仅外貌长得秀丽，而且还很聪明……，她说完以后，前排坐着的他突然回过头来看
着我，然而此时我一个喷嚏喷了他一脸，他有点无奈地对我说：“我刚要对你说，你就
是秀外慧中，你就打了这一个喷嚏，看来你是担不起这个词啊”，边说边抹着脸转过身
去。
我当时是有点害羞以及愧疚的感觉，哈哈。
毕业以后某年要同学聚会，他打电话给我问我去不去，我说不去，他说，那你要是不去
，我去还有什么意思呢，我也没当回事。
后来就没再联系了，N年后，有一年新年，他在QQ上他突然很热情地问我要红包，在哪
里，怎么样，有没有男朋友，他还没对象呢，要不要回家发展啊，我突然很气愤，有种
受到侮辱的感觉。对他说，我都要和男朋友结婚了，发红包也应该是你给我发吧！其实
当时我并没有男朋友。再然后他再也没找我聊过天。
我为什么说这件事呢，只因为今天我看见了秀外慧中这个成语，突然想起了他。
r*t
3 楼
禁止交易pdf/打印coupon、CVS/Staples/Kohl's coupon:
胖子是免费的，收费的是服务:
出售/交换物品的名称:
有Centrum $3 或 $5(ProNutrients, 或Specialist Multivitamin ) 报纸 coupon若干
,
想换两张 Cover girl $20回$10 rebate form
物品类别（coupon：mfc等；血糖仪等）:
Coupon
物品来源（报纸夹页，厂家邮寄等）:
报纸夹页
可接受的价格（必须明码标价，必填）:
两张centrum coupon换一张 rebate form, 或商议
邮寄损失方式哪方承担（若需邮寄，必填）:
各自承担
付款方式说明:
交换 or paypal
本贴有效期（必填）:
10 days
联系方式（例： 站内）:
站内
胖子是免费的，收费的是服务:
出售/交换物品的名称:
有Centrum $3 或 $5(ProNutrients, 或Specialist Multivitamin ) 报纸 coupon若干
,
想换两张 Cover girl $20回$10 rebate form
物品类别（coupon：mfc等；血糖仪等）:
Coupon
物品来源（报纸夹页，厂家邮寄等）:
报纸夹页
可接受的价格（必须明码标价，必填）:
两张centrum coupon换一张 rebate form, 或商议
邮寄损失方式哪方承担（若需邮寄，必填）:
各自承担
付款方式说明:
交换 or paypal
本贴有效期（必填）:
10 days
联系方式（例： 站内）:
站内
S*e
4 楼
http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/161448.html
#1 The California state government is facing a potential state budget
deficit of 19 billion dollars this year,
and California debt is rapidly approaching junk status. One way or another
the taxpayers of California are
going to have to pay for this mess somehow.
#2 California Governor Jerry Brown recently unveiled a "draconian" budget
plan for 2011 that includes 12
billion dollars more in spending cuts and that maintains 12 billion dollars
in recent tax increases.
#3 The state of California currently has the third highest state income tax
in the nation: a 9.55% tax bracket
at $47,055 and a 10.55% bracket at $1,000,000.
#4 California has the highest state sales tax rate in the nation by far at 8
.25%. Indiana has the next highest
at 7%.
#5 Residents of California pay the highest gasoline taxes (over 67 cents per
gallon) in the United States.
#6 California had more foreclosure filings that any other U.S. state in 2010
. The 546,669 total foreclosure
filings during the year means that over 4 percent of all the housing units
in the state of California received
a foreclosure filing at some point during 2010.
#7 Home prices in some areas of California have completely fallen off a
cliff. For example, the average
home in Merced, California has declined in value by 63 percent over the past
four years.
#8 725 new laws (most of them either completely pointless or completely
stupid) went into effect in the
state of California on January 1st.
#9 20 percent of the residents of Los Angeles County are now receiving
public aid of one kind or another.
#10 The number of people unemployed in the state of California is
approximately equal to the populations
of Nevada, New Hampshire and Vermont combined.
#11 In some areas of California, the level of unemployment is absolutely
nightmarish. For example, 24.3
percent of the residents of El Centro, California are now unemployed.
#12 Residents of California pay some of the highest electricity prices in
the entire nation.
#13 The state of California ranks dead last out of all 50 states in the
number of emergency rooms per
million people.
#14 According to one survey, approximately 1 out of every 4 Californians
under the age of 65 has absolutely
no health insurance.
#15 At one point last year it was reported that in the area around
Sacramento, California there was one
closed business for every six that were still open.
#16 In the late 70s, California was number one in per-pupil spending on
education, but now the state has
fallen to 48th place.
#17 In one school district in California, children as young as five years
old are being forced to watch
propaganda films that tout the benefits of "alternative lifestyles", and
parents are being told that no "opting
out" will be permitted.
#18 The crime rate in the San Diego school system is escalating out of
control. The following is what San
Diego School Police Chief Don Braun recently told the press about the
current situation....
"Violent crime in schools has risen 31 percent. Property crime has risen 12
percent. Weapons violations
(have gone up) almost 8 percent."
#19 Oakland, California Police Chief Anthony Batts announced last year that
due to severe budget cuts there
are a number of crimes that his department will simply not be able to
respond to any longer. The crimes
that the Oakland police will no longer be responding to include grand theft,
burglary, car wrecks, identity
theft and vandalism.
#20 Things have gotten so bad in Stockton, California that the police union
put up a billboard with the
following message: "Welcome to the 2nd most dangerous city in California.
Stop laying off cops."
#21 During one recent 23 year period, the state of California built 23
prisons but just one university.
#22 The farther you look into the future, the worse California's financial
problems become. According to an
article in the Wall Street Journal, California's unfunded pension liability
is estimated to be somewhere
between $120 billion and $500 billion at this point.
#1 The California state government is facing a potential state budget
deficit of 19 billion dollars this year,
and California debt is rapidly approaching junk status. One way or another
the taxpayers of California are
going to have to pay for this mess somehow.
#2 California Governor Jerry Brown recently unveiled a "draconian" budget
plan for 2011 that includes 12
billion dollars more in spending cuts and that maintains 12 billion dollars
in recent tax increases.
#3 The state of California currently has the third highest state income tax
in the nation: a 9.55% tax bracket
at $47,055 and a 10.55% bracket at $1,000,000.
#4 California has the highest state sales tax rate in the nation by far at 8
.25%. Indiana has the next highest
at 7%.
#5 Residents of California pay the highest gasoline taxes (over 67 cents per
gallon) in the United States.
#6 California had more foreclosure filings that any other U.S. state in 2010
. The 546,669 total foreclosure
filings during the year means that over 4 percent of all the housing units
in the state of California received
a foreclosure filing at some point during 2010.
#7 Home prices in some areas of California have completely fallen off a
cliff. For example, the average
home in Merced, California has declined in value by 63 percent over the past
four years.
#8 725 new laws (most of them either completely pointless or completely
stupid) went into effect in the
state of California on January 1st.
#9 20 percent of the residents of Los Angeles County are now receiving
public aid of one kind or another.
#10 The number of people unemployed in the state of California is
approximately equal to the populations
of Nevada, New Hampshire and Vermont combined.
#11 In some areas of California, the level of unemployment is absolutely
nightmarish. For example, 24.3
percent of the residents of El Centro, California are now unemployed.
#12 Residents of California pay some of the highest electricity prices in
the entire nation.
#13 The state of California ranks dead last out of all 50 states in the
number of emergency rooms per
million people.
#14 According to one survey, approximately 1 out of every 4 Californians
under the age of 65 has absolutely
no health insurance.
#15 At one point last year it was reported that in the area around
Sacramento, California there was one
closed business for every six that were still open.
#16 In the late 70s, California was number one in per-pupil spending on
education, but now the state has
fallen to 48th place.
#17 In one school district in California, children as young as five years
old are being forced to watch
propaganda films that tout the benefits of "alternative lifestyles", and
parents are being told that no "opting
out" will be permitted.
#18 The crime rate in the San Diego school system is escalating out of
control. The following is what San
Diego School Police Chief Don Braun recently told the press about the
current situation....
"Violent crime in schools has risen 31 percent. Property crime has risen 12
percent. Weapons violations
(have gone up) almost 8 percent."
#19 Oakland, California Police Chief Anthony Batts announced last year that
due to severe budget cuts there
are a number of crimes that his department will simply not be able to
respond to any longer. The crimes
that the Oakland police will no longer be responding to include grand theft,
burglary, car wrecks, identity
theft and vandalism.
#20 Things have gotten so bad in Stockton, California that the police union
put up a billboard with the
following message: "Welcome to the 2nd most dangerous city in California.
Stop laying off cops."
#21 During one recent 23 year period, the state of California built 23
prisons but just one university.
#22 The farther you look into the future, the worse California's financial
problems become. According to an
article in the Wall Street Journal, California's unfunded pension liability
is estimated to be somewhere
between $120 billion and $500 billion at this point.
c*n
5 楼
著作权归作者所有。
商业转载请联系作者获得授权，非商业转载请注明出处。
作者：土匪圆
链接：http://www.zhihu.com/question/35713301/answer/67818220
来源：知乎
例二：有个美国朋友劝我珍惜生命，远离感恩节购物。原因是“你一辈子都不会见到那
么多人”。
商业转载请联系作者获得授权，非商业转载请注明出处。
作者：土匪圆
链接：http://www.zhihu.com/question/35713301/answer/67818220
来源：知乎
例二：有个美国朋友劝我珍惜生命，远离感恩节购物。原因是“你一辈子都不会见到那
么多人”。
f*a
6 楼
so why are you still in california?
another
budget
dollars
【在 S*********e 的大作中提到】
: http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/161448.html
: #1 The California state government is facing a potential state budget
: deficit of 19 billion dollars this year,
: and California debt is rapidly approaching junk status. One way or another
: the taxpayers of California are
: going to have to pay for this mess somehow.
: #2 California Governor Jerry Brown recently unveiled a "draconian" budget
: plan for 2011 that includes 12
: billion dollars more in spending cuts and that maintains 12 billion dollars
: in recent tax increases.
another
budget
dollars
【在 S*********e 的大作中提到】
: http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/161448.html
: #1 The California state government is facing a potential state budget
: deficit of 19 billion dollars this year,
: and California debt is rapidly approaching junk status. One way or another
: the taxpayers of California are
: going to have to pay for this mess somehow.
: #2 California Governor Jerry Brown recently unveiled a "draconian" budget
: plan for 2011 that includes 12
: billion dollars more in spending cuts and that maintains 12 billion dollars
: in recent tax increases.
s*u
7 楼
zhihu上段子手很多啊，回帖很多亮点
W*n
8 楼
Escape from CA???????????
x*m
9 楼
#22 The farther you look into the future, the worse California's financial
problems become. According to an
article in the Wall Street Journal, California's unfunded pension liability
is estimated to be somewhere
between $120 billion and $500 billion at this point
should allow the state to bankrupt. ultimate solution.
【在 W***n 的大作中提到】
: Escape from CA???????????
problems become. According to an
article in the Wall Street Journal, California's unfunded pension liability
is estimated to be somewhere
between $120 billion and $500 billion at this point
should allow the state to bankrupt. ultimate solution.
【在 W***n 的大作中提到】
: Escape from CA???????????
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