f*n
2 楼
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many
different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well,
dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an
oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas
tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are
just for decoration.”
kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many
different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well,
dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an
oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas
tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are
just for decoration.”
j*f
3 楼
要是我就不买
【在 f**********s 的大作中提到】
: 新装修的房子，前一个买主inspection发现unfinished地下室长霉后，要求卖家降价，
: 卖家不肯所以放弃了，这个房子还能要吗？
【在 f**********s 的大作中提到】
: 新装修的房子，前一个买主inspection发现unfinished地下室长霉后，要求卖家降价，
: 卖家不肯所以放弃了，这个房子还能要吗？
s*l
4 楼
哈哈
nice,
.
,
an
flexible
【在 f**********n 的大作中提到】
: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
: kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
: woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
: melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
: hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
: This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many
: different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well,
: dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an
: oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible
nice,
.
,
an
flexible
【在 f**********n 的大作中提到】
: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
: kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
: woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
: melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
: hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
: This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many
: different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well,
: dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an
: oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible
c*7
5 楼
看霉有多厉害.估计比较严重.
b*h
6 楼
先搞清楚为什么长霉
【在 f**********s 的大作中提到】
: 新装修的房子，前一个买主inspection发现unfinished地下室长霉后，要求卖家降价，
: 卖家不肯所以放弃了，这个房子还能要吗？
【在 f**********s 的大作中提到】
: 新装修的房子，前一个买主inspection发现unfinished地下室长霉后，要求卖家降价，
: 卖家不肯所以放弃了，这个房子还能要吗？
L*d
7 楼
location location location
f*s
8 楼
房子location很好,也是新装修的, 我们报价时晚了一步. 没有抢过现在的买家,他们做
了inspection后,打了退堂鼓, 现在卖家问我们要不要,最近的inspection结果要放在
disclosure report里吗?
【在 b****h 的大作中提到】
: 先搞清楚为什么长霉
O*d
9 楼
地下室放一个除湿机，就不会长霉了。
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