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野生动物保护部门想调查一种蛙，向Landlord要Permission。下面是回复
“Dear Mr. Niemela:
Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for
the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.
We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag
for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase
the “Frog Survey License” ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You
will also need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ($10.00 per
vehicle). You will also need an “Invasive Species” stamp ($15.00 for the
first vehicle and $5.00 for each add’l vehicle) You will also want to
register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native
plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.
00 per vehicle.
If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance
so you can make necessary plans and purchase your “Creek Habitat” stamp. (
$18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and
3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey
activity by 1pm.
Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic
cotton netting with no longer than an 18″ handle, non-weighted and no
deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of
BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3″
diameter if you purchase the “Frog Net Endorsement” ($75.00 Resident / $
250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be
released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.
As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our “Premium Survey” units and
application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be
waives if you can verify “Native Indian Tribal rights and status.”
You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of “Frog
Surveys and You” comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling
practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is
offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.
Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline
access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.
Sincerely,
Larry & Amanda Anderson”
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/homeowners-little-fun-governments-request-access-private-property/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily-WS-6.15-main&utm_term=WOS%20Main%20Production
“Dear Mr. Niemela:
Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for
the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.
We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag
for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase
the “Frog Survey License” ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You
will also need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ($10.00 per
vehicle). You will also need an “Invasive Species” stamp ($15.00 for the
first vehicle and $5.00 for each add’l vehicle) You will also want to
register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native
plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.
00 per vehicle.
If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance
so you can make necessary plans and purchase your “Creek Habitat” stamp. (
$18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and
3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey
activity by 1pm.
Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic
cotton netting with no longer than an 18″ handle, non-weighted and no
deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of
BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3″
diameter if you purchase the “Frog Net Endorsement” ($75.00 Resident / $
250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be
released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.
As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our “Premium Survey” units and
application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be
waives if you can verify “Native Indian Tribal rights and status.”
You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of “Frog
Surveys and You” comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling
practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is
offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.
Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline
access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.
Sincerely,
Larry & Amanda Anderson”
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/homeowners-little-fun-governments-request-access-private-property/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily-WS-6.15-main&utm_term=WOS%20Main%20Production